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Lorenz is having a bad time y'all.... also Claude is the dumbest man in history
King Navia
just accept your fate lorenz
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Lorenz r u ok...... 8(((((
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but uh.... he's not going to have the cat ears by the end of the month at least???
แด€แด‹แด‡แด…ษขส
dubiously-consented cat ear removal??
spoon!
people are allowed to have flaws ok!! :C
spoon!
also i hope lorenz is doin ok gunboat buddy
Fส€แดแดTสœแด‡Fษชส€แด‡
hot damn hello claude
King Navia
who's this claude guy
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I feel like that outfit is what happens if Ferdie dresses Claude lmao
laura!
when will lorenz get a real vacation
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when are you going to sweep him off his feet and ride into the sunset with him???
laura!
idk guess it will have to be a surprise!!
laura!
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almost all of my characters love giving oral like... it is Gladdy's absolute favorite thing in existence. and now I'm over here with Lorenz like... horrified and grossed out by the very concept nbfjhksdbhjfd
King Navia
"you want me to put my mouth where?"
laura!
what are his thoughts about gettin it.......
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probably about the same level of brain melt that Connie has already seen
laura!
jots this down
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When you go most of your life without touches sexy things are a lot okay!!
laura!
he understands u_u he doesn't relate but he understands lmf
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and I have done all of Lorenz' tags at least once today... I'mma... go die
laura!
good work.... godspeed
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I need to stop tagging you back like... immediately and let some of all the other shit I have catch up lmao
laura!
i cannot help the thirst
laura!
King Navia
here is the Real Question though
King Navia
does Naga Lorenz have a bifurcated penis
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No he does not because Lorenz is still a baby virgin and would freak out
King Navia
ahahaha
King Navia
valid
UmbrellaWarfare
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the fact that he's managed 2 months and not lost his v card is kind of impressive. (well almost 2 months)
King Navia
bless
laura!
King Navia
who's doing the honors?
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with how current conversations are going I honestly don't know for sure
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castmate bff/former crush or charming rogue prince that's romancing the hell out of him
King Navia
do you mean like lore olympus/disney's hercules/kevin sorbo as hercules or just straight from the myths
laura!
laura!
yes
laura!
i'll app a second to seduce him
laura!
LMAO..... he's tiny.... lift him
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you've seen Achilles' arms who couldn't he lift?
laura!
good point
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accidentally triggering so many things from canon
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yes spells that make people not act like themselves (Tomas/Monika), discussions of men being little more than beasts (Dima), Humanity slaughtering entire species due to fear (the Nabateans)
laura!
bruh........
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also y'know Oran's grey and that also is very Agarthan
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but also.... imagine bringing Zag in with the best doggo
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I'm still just dying over how badly things are going for Lorenz this month
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Also Lorenz is a massive nerd and is utterly fascinated by Rise explaining volcanos
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