ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Lorenz is having a bad time y'all.... also Claude is the dumbest man in history
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
King Navia
just accept your fate lorenz
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
monster bad touching is not okay!!
𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘌𝘙
Lorenz r u ok...... 8(((((
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
uuuuuuuuh
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
maybe?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
probably not lbr
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
but uh.... he's not going to have the cat ears by the end of the month at least???
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
(unsure)
ᴀᴋᴇᴅɢʏ
dubiously-consented cat ear removal??
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
very dubious
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
also goddamn that's a nice outfit https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkA9nrKXgAA-D5k?format=png&name=small
spoon!
people are allowed to have flaws ok!! :C
spoon!
also i hope lorenz is doin ok gunboat buddy
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
hot damn hello claude
King Navia
who's this claude guy
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
spoon! : They are but did he have to say it
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I feel like that outfit is what happens if Ferdie dresses Claude lmao
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
there's a lot of similarities
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Lorenz....... will be alright eventually.... (unsure)
laura!
when will lorenz get a real vacation
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
IDK CONNIE
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
when are you going to sweep him off his feet and ride into the sunset with him???
laura!
idk guess it will have to be a surprise!!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
someone love him
laura!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
almost all of my characters love giving oral like... it is Gladdy's absolute favorite thing in existence. and now I'm over here with Lorenz like... horrified and grossed out by the very concept nbfjhksdbhjfd
King Navia
"you want me to put my mouth where?"
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
excuse you??
laura!
what are his thoughts about gettin it.......
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
probably about the same level of brain melt that Connie has already seen
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Lorenz is very easy to overstim, okay
laura!
jots this down
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
When you go most of your life without touches sexy things are a lot okay!!
laura!
he understands u_u he doesn't relate but he understands lmf
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and I have done all of Lorenz' tags at least once today... I'mma... go die
laura!
good work.... godspeed
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I need to stop tagging you back like... immediately and let some of all the other shit I have catch up lmao
laura!
i cannot help the thirst
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
They're just so fucking cute
laura!
King Navia
here is the Real Question though
King Navia
does Naga Lorenz have a bifurcated penis
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
No he does not because Lorenz is still a baby virgin and would freak out
King Navia
ahahaha
King Navia
valid
I'mAHealer,But
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
the fact that he's managed 2 months and not lost his v card is kind of impressive. (well almost 2 months)
King Navia
bless
laura!
King Navia
who's doing the honors?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
with how current conversations are going I honestly don't know for sure
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
castmate bff/former crush or charming rogue prince that's romancing the hell out of him
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
consider: Greek gods/heroes on sex island
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
(thinking)
King Navia
do you mean like lore olympus/disney's hercules/kevin sorbo as hercules or just straight from the myths
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lol I'm playing
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I might have a problem with Achilles
laura!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
mentor types are my weakness okay
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's so soft for Zag
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
but would he count for a necro square?
laura!
yes
laura!
i'll app a second to seduce him
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmao bring yo pirate
laura!
LMAO..... he's tiny.... lift him
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
you've seen Achilles' arms who couldn't he lift?
laura!
good point
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
AAARGH
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
this thread with Oran is gonna murder me
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
accidentally triggering so many things from canon
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
yes spells that make people not act like themselves (Tomas/Monika), discussions of men being little more than beasts (Dima), Humanity slaughtering entire species due to fear (the Nabateans)
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
IT'S SO MUCH FUN
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
laura!
bruh........
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
also y'know Oran's grey and that also is very Agarthan
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
He's having a bad time
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
but also.... imagine bringing Zag in with the best doggo
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I'm still just dying over how badly things are going for Lorenz this month
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I keep thinking it can't get worse
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and then it does
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Also Lorenz is a massive nerd and is utterly fascinated by Rise explaining volcanos
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