ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
hi y'all please meet and welcome shira ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ aka ser lancelot aka robb's new bff in murder puppy verse bc jon and theon left him ty
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
technically the founder of robb's ass... assin squad
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
if anyone wants to give lance a girlfriend, please do the savage puppy will need it (evilsmirk)
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
this is star αƖωαуѕ α кιηg papa ned in that verse
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
WHO HAS PROMISED SOME PARENTING
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Do I need to volunteer Cass for Lancelot!tamer? (LOL)
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
the other murder puppies: arya ( fadingstars A), dacey mormont ( 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈 & 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 🌟 ash) who is the big sis of lyanna mormont and formerly of robb's personal guard and latest addition edwyn flowers real name eponine frey ( 𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒮𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 shea) who they will all think is a boy but has actually stalked robb because he's a hottie
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
wifey jeyne is rachel la_fille_en_histoire
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 OMG THAT WOULD BE ADORABLE
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
kelemvorite. will be theon someday i'm claiming it and i believe you two know each other
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
look i'm not called an enabler for nothing hahaha
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
oh my god LMFAO when you said you were rolling out the red carpet, i didn't think it was my own intro plurk, ahhh...!!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
hellooooo.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
POINTS TO EYES, POINTS TO KATIE.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ i got you resetting your plurk password or something you deserve an intro plurk!!
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
also we love you already and see lance already has a volunteer pretty lady??
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
(shea is also sansa, who lance can crush on to robb's displeasure u_u)
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
LMFAO i think you're the one who deserves the reward, it took me a long time to bother with that password sldfk;j
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
omg he hates everything already, stop trying to hook him up, Robb...! pls.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
i'm so glad Robb's ass caught on, also.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
god bless Robb's ass.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 lizzy is jon in this verse, and we have star warses too, againstme chel is rey who's jon's... uhhhh it's complicatedTM and anti-hero amanda is 63!han solo because of course pirates :-D
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
and sʜᴀᴍᴇʟᴇss is tormund and also ygritte if lance would rather crush on a fiesty wildling instead?? I'M GIVING YOU OPTIONS BRO (drinking)
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ (LOL) robb's ass is your fault
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
HELLO, HELLO, ONE AND ALL.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
"complicatedTM" i love it already.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Hello!
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
and right there offering lance a gf is bri 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 . σρєяα gнσѕт is also a katie and plays jon in other verses as well as littlefinger
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
and look, i'm not sorry, we're all coming for Robb's ass.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
IDK if you're familiar with Critical Role but I have Cassandra de Rolo from campaign 1 AU'd into GoT. And a bunch of other minor GoT characters who are awesome and died. Because I have a type.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
nehelenia mina just joined 7K with melisandre, PrincessBatty batty with that cersei in the tfln and olenna and lyanna mormont. dracul emma is one of our lyannas... okay did i miss anyone who's on plurk HAHA
ᏝᎥᏝᏕ
I can't wait for Lance to meet Jeyne
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
i feel like i've bumped into some of you in rp land before, hi to any of you i've been in games with before, etc.!! i used to play M.K. at Night so Mina's def familiar with my trash boys.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ .... wait. M.K?
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 : ALAS, i'm not (and also mostly canon blind to GoT which Kazie has heard me lament, HELLO WIKIS) but i'm here for ladies putting the fear of god into this fool.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
(As in Into the Badlands M.K?)
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
yes!!
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
OHSHIT!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
that other fool, LMFAO.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
I uh... have a Veil. And a Widow. (And have thought about making a journal for Tilda.)
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
sldfkjf it's always exciting to find people who even know ItB, screams.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
i had him in a game with Mel for a bit, it was a good time!!
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Oh I adore that show SO MUCH it's one of my favourites
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
la_fille_en_histoire: s a m e. Robb's wife!!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
ahhh, that makes my ItB loving heart happy.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ lance pls stop yelling about his ass in front of jeyne
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ I am here for all the ItB chatter and shenanigans tbh because yeah, finding other folks who know the show is SO RARE
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
Robb's ass is what they have in common.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
but SLDK;JF Lancelot is even worse than s3 M.K.. he got that MASS MURDER IS GREAT, FRATERNIZING IS GROSS education early on in life, women are strange, scary creatures he's never been around lsdjgjs he's a feral garbage fire.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
i apologize in advance for everything he is and does.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
normal human relationships? why tho'.
murder? let's go, team. 🔪
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
(LOL)
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
he frisked nuns.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
that really sums him up as a person.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
... WOW, Lance. WOW
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
HE HAD TO KNOW WHAT THEY WERE HIDING UNDER THERE.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
Robb and papa Ned will set him straight hopefully L M A O.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
LOL hopefully
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
what are you talking about it's all papa ned, robb needs to be straightened himself from all this murdering (LOL)
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
well i mean, he needs to be comforted and honestly bedwarmed AHEM
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
okay, he can do all the murdering, and Robb can have the girls!! see, they got this. this is partnership!! friendship!!
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
girls as in his wife and daughter, yes
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
papa ned comes and tells lance he'll need heirs
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
lmaooooooo, Robb does, yes.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
look at cass lance she's so pretty https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/9Ng/2PldsHeYf92CpcKaNe9vPVsj7pF_lg.png
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
canonically because he's a fey and OBVIOUSLY DEMONIC it's like "even think about breeding and we'll give you the Reek treatment" LMFAO
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
NO BABIES EVER
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
NO BUMPING UGLIES EVER
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
oh hey, she has the Rogue streak, too!! lmfao it's going around.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
the new Westeros fashion trend.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
(LOL) the streak of trauma
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
that's how you know you're badass.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
when your PTSD manifests.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
LMAO.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
YUP. Gotta love the white trauma streak (LOL)
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
SEE LANCE robb will only set you up with another badass
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 robb has a grey streak in this verse
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
ohhhh shit
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Trauma twins!
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
post-resurrection manifestation
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
jon dies and is resurrected: you wanna see my scar
robb dies and is resurrected: /points to grey streak
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
(only jeyne gets to see his scar)
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Trauma Twin powers activate! Form of PTSD...
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
this is why he's going to point at Sansa, just to take the wind out of Robb's matchmaking sails. but you said girls, right. she's a girl.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 does cass wanna be in the murder puppy squad then
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
robb recruits girls so lance is surrounded by them
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
(i mean technically there's gendry and beric and the others but nobody plays them lolol)
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
sldkjfg ig that'd be the safest place for them, he won't touch them, LMFAO.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
also: lance and jon brood off, pls
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
YES.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
the thread where no one speaks, it's just long looks.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
chef's kiss.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
She's not a big fan of it because she's got enough blood on her hands so she doesn't necessarily seek it out. (If it's necessary, though...) So maybe? Or else we can come up with another way for her come across their paths or something.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ 𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 and the tags are like... minimum 4 paragraphs long, ruminating about life and everything (LOL)
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Buuuuut I could also make it work somehow.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Or else maybe it's Targ!Cass in this one. (LOL) Who escaped and is maybe a little more keen on deserved murder.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
oh god don't call me out like this.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 there's ample time/opportunity for them to meet given the travel all over the place :-D there's the riverlands post red wedding, or braavos, or at the wall, or after haha
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ psh it's okay WE LOVE A GOOD TEALDEAR
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
they have Robb's horrible love life to gossip about, they'll be okay.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
and well the audience needs to know what's going on in their heads while they stand dramatically in the dark and cold
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
LMAO.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
jon has a dramatic hair flip tho
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
better up your game lance!!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
just u wait when he takes his manbun down.............
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
god they really are both melodramatic manbun dweebs.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
WAIT I JUST REALIZED 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 if you make it targaryen cass guinevere is a pirate in cursed hahaha
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ and gods THEY ARE. robb has no escaping the brooding. jon 2.0 is just as a melodramatic manbun dweeb hahaha and it's okay at least they don't gossip about robb's ass??
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
>.> I go to sleep and miss so many things and I may fall back asleep because it's so early for me . Hi! Hello! Yes please with the epic brood offs of walls of text and internal monologue with nothing spoken between them. I'm so here for this.
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
Jon says at least one has to happen up at the top of the wall. Because it's so much better up there, with the cold and the wind to billow their cloaks and whip their hair around as they look off distantly either toward Winterfell or towar the north beyond the wall. Perfect backdrop for it.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Oh NICE! (And holy shit Guin's a pirate? Might need to watch Cursed after I finish re-watching Enola Holmes)
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 apparently? she's "the red spear" https://64.media.tumblr.com/16c0227c04fb7e1eb61eee2dddd4bd0c/abd3a93a8f65ba27-15/s500x750/d6d2c66ac16ecd294a14526641cb12e92860d51d.gifv
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ : Robb, u have a Type when it comes to brothers. the manbun is where they hide their loyalty, hahaha.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 : IT'S A DONE DEAL. and it's okay, i feel u, it's just hideously late for me over here.....
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 : she is!! a Viking pirate princess!! plus, there's a hot Viking dude on her crew, huehuehue.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ guess that's where ned went wrong with theon αƖωαуѕ α кιηg . the man bun.
anti-hero
Hahaha
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ben solo 2.0 but broodier
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Oh NICE. I like it already.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
So maybe it will be Targ!Cass in the murder puppy AU because it fits.
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
I'm finished episode one of Curse. >.> and because I did it with mom I'm now stuck on mom time for watching it 😩 which means it'll take a while. she loves Arthurian legend based anything and also my head is already considering a Nimue because what is life without new muses...
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
But yessss listen. Man in = power of lyoalty and the brooding.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
ep 1.02 is the best if you wanna see the male equivalent of Arya call Lance as ugly as a horse, lmfao, it's a good time.
ᏝᎥᏝᏕ
Jeyne has a scar to match Robb's
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ : omg I need to see this! I'm gonna push to get more watched this weekend. Or create a new profile and watch on that so she can't tell I've binged it all while she's on episode two. 🙃
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
BINGING WAITS FOR NO MAN
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
or mom
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
sorry, mom
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
SORRY MOM I NEEDED TO KNOW CANON TO BETTER BROOD OFF AGAINST HIM! And because Nimue demanded it!
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
Sometimes you just gotta sneak!bingewatch
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ : whispers also can I friend you on here?
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
la_fille_en_histoire: yes poor jeyne but they can comfort each other and kiss those scars
ᏝᎥᏝᏕ
Definitely. Once they are finally reunited
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
after some murdering
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 all the more reason for your targ!cass icons :-D hahaha
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
(LOL) YUP
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
LANCE WE GOT YOU BRO
𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒮𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈
Yes hello!!
σρєяα gнσѕт
Hi I was summoned. I don't know this specific verse but yes I do have another Jon and the only Littlefinger around these parts
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒮𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 our team of murder puppies also lance might have a crush on sansa (tongue)
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
σρєяα gнσѕт yes i'm summoning everyone in case someone needs a murder monk or if jon wants a brood off in another verse (because, you know, kings and a knight named lancelot hahaha)
σρєяα gнσѕт
Jon will always take a brood off
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
σρєяα gнσѕт : has weird brood off against himself too 😉
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
omg we should all do a weird jon brood off
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
there's four of us (LOL) like house of the undying but idk all jons
𝗇𝖾𝗐𝗀𝖺𝗍𝖾
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ : omg that reply looks too familiar
αƖωαуѕ α кιηg
Hi shira! YAY WELCOME
σρєяα gнσѕт
four Jons: brood
anyone else: walks into the room, looks around, slowly backs out again
αƖωαуѕ α кιηg
I wake up to so many nice things. A LANCE. Robb's ass...assin squad coming together
αƖωαуѕ α кιηg
LMAO four Jons is too much brood power for any room
αƖωαуѕ α кιηg
like even Ben Solo would nope out of that
σρєяα gнσѕт
(LOL)
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
(LOL)
𝗇𝖾𝗐𝗀𝖺𝗍𝖾
They're gonna crack a window with the force of that collective glower
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
What's this large crater in the ground, papa?
That's where the four Jons collected in one place. It was so powerful it left that as a mark to never collect them in the same place ever again...
σρєяα gнσѕт
(LOL)
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kelemvorite.
Omg shira!!!!
𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒮𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈
Crush crush crush. That’s what I’m here for
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
αƖωαуѕ α кιηg stop it about robb's ass already (LOL) no please carry on
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
multiple jons, timeline implodes
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
too much to handle (LOL)
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
kelemvorite. yes it's shira (LOL) we've been like, oh lance is jon/theon 2.0........ and then wait you two know each other 👀
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒮𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 robb will not know how to feel about that (LOL) both lance having a crush on sansa and if ever ponine's stuff come into the light hahaha
αƖωαуѕ α кιηg
cuties
αƖωαуѕ α кιηg
Robb's ass needs its own cameo
kelemvorite.
yess we know one another well
PrincessBatty
Just to make things more complex I've added icons for young Olenna and older Lyanna Mormont.
PrincessBatty
Because that could be fun
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
That sounds amazing! All the what can happen or where to go with Olenna and Lady Mormont!!!
PrincessBatty
I jsut want Lyanna to be throwing shade at people 3 times her age
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
Hahaha it works so well! I can't want to see this or play it out!
𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈 & 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 🌟
Lyanna
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
helloooo to all the new peeps i didn't get to say hi to before!!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 : and not if i friend you first.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
but Nimue muse Nimue muse Nimue muse!! ahh, if you end up picking her up, i'm always around to make her life a little more horrible sdfkl;jgf
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
https://images.plurk.com/1txtuQhauaEaX1u2jHCJ5L.jpg
Nimue/Lancelot is also BIG which makes me laugh a lot. sorry, Arthur, he's destined to homewreck you always, ig...
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ : sdfl;jgf omg, i'm sorry, re: Sansa. (haha) we skipped the wife-stealing bit but Lancelot ruining all his kings' lives in some romantic way or form is the inside joke that just keeps on giving.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
OH WAIT, my track pad slipped on the wrong person, lmfao.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
Kazie, get out.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
out, i say!!!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
kelemvorite. : we meet again.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ yes because jeyne is totally super kind to help lance try to talk to his crush and... people just get the wrong idea la_fille_en_histoire
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
I'm so down for Lancelot ruining all the king's lives LMAO! And I will definitely let you know! my brain is already begging me to either find icons or screencaps to make into icons for her. so Odds are high
𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒮𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈
look, so long as you're not homicidal or ugly, seh's OK
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
YOU CANNOT OUST ME OUT OF MY OWN PLURK SHIRA
ᏝᎥᏝᏕ
Omg I approve of wrong ideas since Jeyne is so.far from being the kind of girl that people assumes has game
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ : it's your own fault you got me back on plurk, now you have to deal with me cyber bullying you.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒮𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 : sdlfkjfgf........ well. he's not homicidal to the Starks, anyway. LMFAO...
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
he'd be more scared of her than she'd be of him. he's a shy and prudish nerd underneath all the ninja assassin stuff.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
la_fille_en_histoire: JEYNE, SAVE HIM.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 : tbf, Katherine Langford is so pretty it's hard not to want icons of her face just because.
ᏝᎥᏝᏕ
...that's like the blind leading the blind. She's a shy girl, she's at least not prudish (thanks Robb)
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
but she's a woman, she knows womanly things.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
probably.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
idk he's banking on it.
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ : I mean, that's totally and completely fair
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
Nimue can come join Seven Kingdoms and destroy him.
ᏝᎥᏝᏕ
It's a good bet, she'll probably be like "well no boy paid attention to me until Robb, but this is what he does."
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
do tell, he's taking notes.
ᏝᎥᏝᏕ
Be super sad and instant pity sex!!
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ : Okay, I'm ditching mom and finishing Cursed this weekend to get up because my brain is all nooo why destroy!!!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
dflkjgf LMAO
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
well, if that's the secret, this sad clown has got it
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
and well, i mean. considering what he helped do to her village.......... and ofc other things throughout the season. (yay)
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
needless to say, Lance is a pain in everyone's ass all of the time.
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ : Ahhh I need to see all the things to get a grasp on this. But, if he was raised that way!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
y e a h... they don't go into it much on the show, but ig in interviews they confirmed he was about baby Rickon's age when he started up with the paladins. so like 6.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
nothing like that Disney villain reeducation.
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
uggg poor Lance!!! He just needs someone to show him a better way, okay! WE SHALL SNUGGLE THE MURDER FAE
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
I read that somewhere, right, he's fae in this?
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
HE IS.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
lmfao.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
talk about self-esteem issues, man.
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
lmfao my brain just threw that in and I was like, wait, is that even right?!
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
So Murder Puppy and Murder Fae pets them gently
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
if you wanna know the real otp to look forward to
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
https://images.plurk.com/5rgb5IAM9LZ9zoD8dh6XW.jpg
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
he's going to adopt all the Stark kids and train them to be BADASS, okay.
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
Jon says apparently you did wonders to the murder puppy that is my brother, so I'm okay with this!
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
And awww!!!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
Kazie told me Jon's widely considered one of the best swordsmen so he's already curious. he likes to see how he stacks up against the greats.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
fIGHT HIM
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
JON SAYS SO BROOD OFF THEN FIGHT OFF!
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
It's totally on!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
clasps Jon's hands, hello soulmate.
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
Hello!
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
also if i'm allowed to be gratuitous in my link spamming and clog up Kazie's plurk
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
CURSED (Katherine Langford) | Trailer | Netflix
Cursed has a bomb promo video if anyone's curious what Lancelot's canon is about.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
(shhhh i just like how they set the trailer up, okok)
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
yesss ofc this is your red carpet plurk go wild
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
and that meme omg
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
lmao in that case..... spams with pics of Robb's ass.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
got u, boo.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
DON’T DO THAT TO YOUR GRANDPA
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
sdklfj;g
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
such good genetics in this family.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
https://images.plurk.com/o9G2QdvTZXPvEcYHQrtBu.gif
also pls someone coerce him out of his hood and give him a proper haircut, he could look ALMOST NORMAL. be proud, gramps.
ᴅᴏᴠɪᴇɴʏᴀ
eye tats notwithstanding.
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
HE’S A STARK
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
ladies look
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