[Work] I hate it when pilots try to condescend to me.

...but oh, do I love their expressions when I smash their faces into the ground.

Me: /points out something security-related
Captain: Hmm...how new are you? /smug, “don’t worry your pretty little head about it” tone
Me: Ten years! /sharp, toothy smile
Captain: ..........oh.

Bitch, I don’t care how many airlines you’ve worked for, you don’t get to pull that nonsense on ME.

get 'em Aiko

Me: Oh, and I’m a supervisor, an ATS!
Him: Uhhh... (later, during crew briefing) If you see anything that I’m not doing right, just let me know!!

WTG! You rock it.