sneezing so hard that you bite your tongue! always fun.

least i'm not bleeding....

my aunt brought us homemade eggrolls and they are fucking delicious but they're hot and my mouth hurts

yummmmm

I would sell my soul for a good eggroll rn

yum bit ouch

but*

i hear if you’ve had a baby you sneeze and pee..... so i’d consider yourself slightly better off

that can happen yes

lol not FOREVER necessarily but yeah for a good year post-baby coughing or sneezing too hard was a risky choice

or laughing