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Bippy
Apparently Labor Day was 'watch all the Jurassic Park movies' kind of day. It was also 'the world's most disappointing wine' kind of night.
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I can totally top the wine thing
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But that is an EXCELLENT way to spend the day
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Bippy
That what I get for buying cheap ass plonk from the grocery store
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Bippy
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: Oh? Do share
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Ok, so, was visiting my then-fiancee (now wife) and got us a nice bed and breakfast room for the weekend. Part of her brother's Christmas gift to us was a selection of meats and cheeses (which was good) and a bottle of wine.
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Problem:
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Her brother was a teetotaler for religious reasons.
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He had no idea how wine worked in any way.
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Which is how we ended up with a bottle of wine from that well-known wine country of the State of Georgia.
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Bippy
oh dear
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I believe if I had poured grape koolaid into a bottle, a bit of alcohol, and given it a shake, I would have produced something better.
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Bippy
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Bippy
I can't tell if mine is just crap or if it's starting to turn into vinegar
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What's the brand? If it's got a kangaroo on the bottle, it's just crap.
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Bippy
It's definitely a crap brand.
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