I had a really obnoxious dream. not bad, or scary, just... obnoxious

SO it was set in the MHA universe because that’s where my brain is at I guess?? Anyway we were at the pool to do various exercises re:water rescue and the like and also apparently these bigwigs were coming to judge our performance? So we had to look and act prim and proper.

So like any fucking sensible person I was wearing a swimsuit because WATER RESCUE MISSIONS BY THE POOL. Apparently this was not Plus Ultra because we were told to line up along a back wall to demonstrate a totally unrelated thing and I was shoved in the back because I dared to show skin AT THE POOL.

Needless to say I was singled out and pulled to the front where I was asked mundane questions and asked to give a demonstration of my “being a hero” to this ugly, middle aged white man that was very obviously condescending me and judging my appearance while I remained calm and professional

I woke up, but the fact that the “demonstration” was his dumb ass pretending to be a villain/criminal and putting his fists up like “lol come take me on” was hysterical because I was SO CLOSE to yeeting his fucking ass into the pool then demonstrating the proper water rescue techniques

DO IT.

I am a petty bitch even in my subconscious

PLUS ULTRA THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

Also, I would be honored to be your classmate at hero school. : D

Also glad my quirk apparently is some form of super strength.

Echo : I WOKE UP BEFORE I DID BECAUSE MY CAT CAME AND YELLED AT ME FOR FOOD, BUT ANY LONGER ASLEEP AND I ABSOLUTELY WAS GONNA PLUS ULTRA HIS ASS INTO THE WATER

And I’d be honored to have an Echo as my classmate

Heck yeah, heroes.

Heck yes