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I assume that duct tape is not something you confiscate as the TSA? Then again, a lot of these other things seem like they could be untrue too.

that part about carrying a hammer in order to break windows... I mean, on one way yes, save that poor dog, on the other way... why the fuck are you prepared for breaking other people's cars and say it?

and then comes the duct tape thing which is more ???????

Tsa takes prevents prohibited items from getting on a plane. What is a prohibited item? Guns, knives, bombs. Tape? She's a comedian, i assume it's a joke