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3, 6, 9, 21, Jedao
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7, 19, 20, Dogma
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1, 10, 16, 26, 29, Dancy
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3 - baths or showers? Jedao has like, 3 modes
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2 minute soldier shower, 25 minute sexy shower, and 'playing in a pond counts as a bath, right?'
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(Jedao's mom: NO, go use the lab shower)
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6 - dreams: he mostly has nightmares
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he was in total solitary and sensory deprivation for most of a few centuries and it's just really easy for his brain to be like, hmmm, remember all those times I disintegrated from lack of input?
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especially since darkness is a trigger and as he's falling asleep....his eyes close
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sometimes he also has bad dreams about the guy who kept him as a pet during that period. some of them are sexy dreams, all of them are nightmares
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9 - smells like: Jedao avoids scented products for the most part, I think, out of old assassin habits
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and his uniform is made of self-cleaning nanites that deal with body odor so he doesn't need scented deodorant
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if he's been in the enclosure to play with sheep his hands might smell like lanolin
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if he's eaten a ton of pickles he might have pickle breath
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21 fears growing up - honestly, nope
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Jedao from the ages of 0 to 17 had zero fears
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growing up for him has in no small part been a process of 'maybe you should be afraid of a FEW things
Kira🌵
Jedao, 22, 26, 35!
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7 mornings - Dogma is the MOST morning person
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gets up at 4:45 because it feels crisper than 5:00 and goes for a run
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19 phobias - Dogma has less 'phobias' and more 'intense general anxiety and neurotic perfectionism'
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he's terrified of being wrong/criticized/failure
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20 teasing: HE HATES ALL TEASING
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he is very uptight
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and he mostly gets teased about being uptight
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I think most of all though he hates being teased about being, like... naive
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Krell called him a fool for trusting him and that stings a lot
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Dancy, 1. favorite album - in Dancy's Box of Stuff salvaged from her house before she burned it down, there's a cassette tape of Patsy Cline songs that she clearly recorded off the radio, with a handwritten peeling lable
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10. I feel like the only time Dancy's used shampoo in her life, it was cheap stuff at the asylum
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blackberries tho
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taxis/buses/subways - canonically, she spends some time on greyhounds, and there's a bit where she seems to actually like it
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she likes the soft rumble and the smell of kudzu and the streetlights drifting past, I think it's one of the few things in her life that's been very soothing
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it's always been a place where people didn't stare TOO much, because there's plenty of freaks on the greyhound
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and a place where she could rest without some church lady threatening to turn the hose on her or a shopkeeper coming at her with a broom for being homeless and driving away customers on his step
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I think subways would feel way more claustrophobic to her, and taxis are both expensive and less anonymous, no thanks
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26 passion - honestly I don't think there's anything she could debate for hours, because I think she has not that much patience for 'debate'
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she's more likely to escalate to stabbing or to slink off than to just argue for ages
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she didn't grow up with like...an arguing culture, or an expectation that people who disagreed with her would listen to her, or that it was worth her energy to try to convince them
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29 physical changes - hmmm. I don't think she'd choose to stop being an albino
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not out of like, pride exactly, she doesn't like it
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but out of sheer cussedness
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so many people were shitty to her about this for no reason and like fuck will she change for them even though she has no attachment to it otherwise and it's actually quite painful for her sometimes (sunburns, etc)
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if she could magically be taller she'd probably go for it >_>
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in conclusion Dancy kins Boo Radley
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22 fears to conquer - Jedao hates SO MUCH that he's scared of the dark now
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he doesn't have very much of what our culture would call toxic masculinity but he definitely has a giant unfair self-disgust about having this fear that he mentally designates as for children, even though it's literally based on centuries of trauma
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jedao please give yourself a break
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has he ever in his whole existence given himself a break
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probably no
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ironicaly in terms of like, being able to function like an adult, he's much better at gritting his teeth in darkness than he is at not flipping out about low-empathy people, which is the thing he actually should probably work on, but which he considers to be completely sensible moral judgement on his part
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so to the extent of dealing with the thing anyway: Jedao conquers whatever he decides to conquer
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but he does still very much feel deeply uncomfortable with darkness and continues to periodically expose himself on purpose
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albeit with somewhat better acclimatization practices now that he has studied non-torture-world psychiatry
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26 passionate - MANY THINGS honestly
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Tell Dancy that I use dirt cheap shampoo that smells like blackberries
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it does exist
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LET HIM TELL YOU ABOUT GAME DESIGN, AND HUMAN NATURE, AND WHY BOOKS ARE NOT AS COOL AS GAMES QUENTIN, AND WHY ALL LAW IS A COLLECTIVE DELUSION
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debate himmmm
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35 possessive - jedao is much more possessive over people than things
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it's not immediately obvious because it's not at all sexual possessiveness
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but he gets hugely internally growly about people he likes being friends with people he doesn't like
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that's HIS FRIEND
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why is this jerk talking to HIS FRIEND
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his friend deserves BETTER FRIENDS
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LIKE HIS OTHER FRIENDS
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he's enough of a grown-up to mostly not act on any of this
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but it's a big mood that he has
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a lot of which is rooted in his hypocritical black-and-white division of the world into "people that are trying their best and shaped by their environment and just need the right game incentives to do better" and "monsters, like me and kujen"
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(and to some degree the subcategory of "monsters who aspire to be like me and kujen, but aren't even SMART. ")
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on the other hand Jedao has very little attachment to Stuff, except for like, a few sentimental things like the deck of cards his sister gave him, his signature gun and sword, etc
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Kira🌵 that is the all
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I am extremely charmed by the image of him trying very hard not to fluff up like a cat at his friends chatting with someone he finds unworthy
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this is him @ the entire idea of Yunlan and Pagan tbh
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why
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no stop
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he is maximum empathy unless he accidentally spills some of his self-loathing or ptsd on someone and then he loses all perspective immediately
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jedao you are four hundred years old, please take a breath
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dumb hissy fox
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HA very fair --somehow I'm not surprised that Pagan "ha ha I enable torture of my enemies because fuck them" Min would set him off
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Misty respects the anger fluff-up, solemn nod
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yeah Jedao was like "tell me a story" and pretty much got that, with bonus getting-to-people through their family
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and just wrote him off as worthless in the span of five minutes
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which is like, on the one hand a fair response to tyranny given his circumstances, but on the other hand also a symptom of his own bad desensitization to violence and dehumanization, and he needs to roll that back a little
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also there's an extra layer of like, bitter/jealous sort of resentment that's like "you were born in a planet that WASN"T locked into a millennium of thoughtcrime and torture calendar, and you decided to grow up to be a despot anyway, what a FUCKING WASTE OF THE GIFT OF A NON HEPTARCHATE LIFE"
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do you know how many people I literally killed in order to give other people that chance
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Pagan: dude I just met you, why are your eyes suddenly bloodshot
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He does have some extremely legitimate objections to that kind of behavior. But, also, I cannot help but laugh at his sincere belief that people growing up in a less horrible dystopia than his own have NO EXCUSE for being power-hungry despots
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yunlan just like: they happen everywhere, jedao, sorry
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Jedao: I'M FINE I AM A CALM AND WELCOMING PSYCHIATRIC PROFESSIONAL
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BUT I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MUFFINS
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jedao your face is gonna freeze that way
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what way
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I wonder if there's a flood in there somewhere
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the "your face will freeze that way" flood... terrifying
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D:
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You know what would be great: a Deadpool flood, in which your internal narration of events is projected behind you for everyone to see. In yellow boxes. Breaking of fourth walls optional.
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also since you're both here I'm tracking Quentin and Yunlan's thread and if Q approaches Jedao about sleep help Jedao will definitely be like
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'your first resort should be to wake me up and I'll fuck you untill you're more tired'
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like, he's not opposed to figure out medications but let's try this first
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Holistic and all-natural solutions....
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Quentin: what if I'm not horny
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Jedao: well either I can make you horny or we can get up and have a non euphemistic swords lesson to wear you out instead :>
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Quentin: why did I get engaged to a supervillain
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JAZZERCIZE
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Quentin: I'm divorcing you
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Jedao recommended sex when Tris asked about sleep help
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Tris: "I don't know what I expected."
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Jedao is shy about perscribing actual meds partly because I think he's tried them and just got "having nightmares but can't wake up for his trouble", so
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Jedao you are an outlier and shoudl not have been coutned
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Tris just sits here watching her stock of dreamless sleep tea dwindle VERY SLOWLY as she and Harry both politely try to save it for the other.
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at some point Jedao switches it out with a different calming herbal tea and they're both like "i really like this kind it's extra soothing"
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...wouldn't work because she can see magic
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but if he didn' know that he'd probably try
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