Quinneapolis
what's your favorite villainous monologue, plurk
Quinneapolis
Merle and John's Talk
I think this is mine
BF
Armstrong
Quinneapolis
strongpick
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
god i'm stuck between two
~Lamiamon~
anything by Magica DeSpelle in the new DuckTales
Quinneapolis
I have a dream that every American will be able to fight their OWN wars
go тo вread
Yeah Armstrong probably
kamikasei
kamikasei
I'm very bad at favourites but this is the first that came to mind
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
All cutscenes with Emet-Selch | FFXIV : Stormblood &...
i hesitate to call the monologue itself 'villainous' strictly, but it ends in the single most pants-shittingly terrifying flippant line i've ever heard from an antagonist
Niamh Vibes
Red Death's Lesson
strong content from later season Venture Bros
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
FINAL FANTASY XIV Emet-Selch's Motivation
spoilers the other one is also emet-selch
BF
Khotun Khan gets a great one at the start of GoT (Sucker Punch's Ghost of Tsushima, 2020 PS4 exclusive)
Princess Emily
hmm
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
shit kira's a strong contender
Princess Emily
the sheer juxtaposition between what he's saying and what's happening, and yet it encapsulates him completely,
Quinneapolis
the riddle of steel is REALLY good
oh i'm scary
everybody always thinks of the one after this, on the roof, before you fight Ganondorf himself
oh i'm scary
but there's so much more poetry and anger to this one
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
god. why was windwaker so good.
~Lamiamon~
I can’t find the right pages from the Sonic comic to show here but ★ тяу-нαя∂уи might know what I’m talking about

The anniversary issue where Eggman beat the heck out of Sonic
izzy.vrm
Horizon Zero Dawn - Ted Faro kills the alpha staff.
ted faro during the horizon zero dawn endgame
kamikasei
Oh, arguably technically not valid, but
A Superb Case of Villainy
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ah hang on i think i know
EsperBot
kamikasei
I'll limit my vacillation to two entries
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
~Lamiamon~
Yes that’s it
EsperBot
Yes...yes...to hold in my hand a capsule that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end everything. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods!
A Grinning DM
WHAT IS MAN? Throws wine glass, shattering A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!
Princess Emily
▲ndrusi
so transformers fandom generally kind of treats beast wars as this flawless masterpiece which it absolutely is not, but every time beast wars megatron opened his mouth something incredible came out of it
▲ndrusi
and I'd like to especially draw attention to his final speech in the agenda part 3 because any speech that ends that way and is being literal about it is absolutely one that's well earned
Hazard Kitten
It's very much a "Aren't you tired of being nice, don't you want to go apeshit?" and highlights the absolute unfairness of the setting
dragon time
I've been pretty into Lady Macbeth's Out Out Damned Spot bit recently because it's about twice the length of Happy Birthday but a lot more fun to wash up to
Rama
Complain about Watchmen all you like, it deserves it, but
Rama
"I did it forty-five minutes ago" is the best thing ever stated by a villain in fiction
Rama
Anything that comes out of Hans Gruber's mouth is also strong competition.
Gabiluzbad
Fuck I've been struggling to come up with a good one but yeah
Gabiluzbad
Ozymandias' final gambit was incredible
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
man say what you will about watchmen and you're probably right, but ozymandias. holy shit.
EsperBot
https://images.plurk.com/4QqoXIeSQ6f4R0h0QPmCXP.png https://images.plurk.com/1L9xyr1pVZU7FeGhajj1ps.png
EsperBot
https://images.plurk.com/7MMfFvf5A8voP2GU90W8ut.jpg and of course
00000000
I'm not fond of Watchmen, but "I did it thirty-five minutes ago" was certainly memorable
Gabiluzbad
It wasn't really a monologue, though
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