dimitri: apparently the church missed the memo on that purgatory can also be you're put into a world with doors that move automatically and you're given a pig that's a reflection of your soul and i think the confusion is just a natural part of that process
> /know jane's name so much that i keep typing it when meaning to At elaine > type this tag > "....what's that groovy little blue baker's name again? maggie?"
if there is one thing dimitri will give himself credit on, and there is literally NOTHING ELSE in this man besides trauma and self loathing, it is that he can fight good
> Dimitri: the wasp attacked first > Rosalyn: p. sure you giving chase stops making it the aggressor > Dimitri: but you can't turn your back on an enemy
Dimitri: you can just.... recruit pokemon/their people like the professor did with students from other houses, right? do i have lunch with the audino or-
dimitri just furiously trying to insist on the existence of a goddess he doesn't actually feel that strongly enough to 3/4ths of a child who's just like :> mhm mhm ok ok but consider, nah!!!
yeah grant is. WEIRD with this kind of thing because he tries to be like.... vvvery careful about who he lets into his life/letting people get close enough to potentially hurt him? but it's also like. if you hit a Keyword. he's invested now
meanwhile dimitri either shuts down completely or attaches himself to the first person who is vaguely nice in his direction and/or uses his Actual Name
god. this and his conversation with jane are just like. once you start casually talking with dimitri, you realize just how utterly Fucked this poor man has ended up
i was thinking this earlier because, once he has a spicy thing, he's absolutely going to drop that, oh yeah, he's not had a sense of taste for, like, five years
lmfao casey and i were just talking about how it's like. really funny playing chip and grant off characters from other canons because it's like..... they're so Normal??
grant is a werewolf and chip is part demon but they're both so normal in comparison to like. jrpg characters. they're just a small business owner and an elementary schooler who really likes sci-fi
and honestly he calls it boring but he can't blame anyone who's dealt with extensive Bullshit for wanting a boring retail job.... that's part of why he went for it tbh
> Dimitri: you don't know that
Dimitri: I'm trying to eat the grass and my pig is stopping me
Malleus: ok so now that's worse
> type this tag
> "....what's that groovy little blue baker's name again? maggie?"
> James: Oh No
Dimitri: /eye glazes over
> Rosalyn: p. sure you giving chase stops making it the aggressor
> Dimitri: but you can't turn your back on an enemy
> Dimitri: /remembers having Not Entirely Tense moments with edelgard in school
> Dimitri: absolutely not
buy a girl dinner first geezSo two feral idiots walk into a Pokecenterrelated, adversarial statementstage no one ever wants to ARGUE> Dimitri, making himself comfortable: okay, so, tweet 1 out of 663-
> Dimitri:
"uh... i just sell people books and charms and stuff it's p boring"
"holy shit how do you get a gig like that"