ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I just realized how fucking stubborn Lorenz is going to be about texting And A5 Get!
I'mAHealer,But
Lorenz is going to be the worst
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
absolutely refuse
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
just.... nope
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
but also.... his UN is going to be some sort of generic default for ages until someone explains why he needs to change it
I'mAHealer,But
(But Sexting, bud)
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and then he's gonna be furious that his name is too long
Infychu
KIПG DΛD
Someone just nickname him Lori. It's short enough for a user name :-P
I'mAHealer,But
(Is Lori the new Karen?)
𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘌𝘙
UN: LorenzHellmanGl [max character limit reached]
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmao he'll be so devastated
I'mAHealer,But
Lorenz Hellman GOOD LUCK
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he'll eventually go with either LHGloucester or something pretentious and poetic
fuecoco
join constance on team video post forever
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
once he figures out how he will definitely do that
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
also he needs to go talk to some of the Chocobo folks to see if he can.... stable Darby there??????
fuecoco
OH MY GOD DID HE BRING A HORSE constance is still trying to fuck pegasi into existence
fuecoco
she works at the stables she can hook him up
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
yes he has his horse~
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
can't leave his poor princess alone!!!
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
ahahah A5 card
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's gonna die
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
public/exhibitionism/food/ save him
𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘌𝘙
Omg.... RIP LORENZ....
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he is so screwed
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he does have cuddling as a mercy square lmfao
Infychu
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
And a thingy on the event so he can deal with getting Darby settled
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
fuecoco if Constance wants to bother him about his girl~
fuecoco
she shall bring the chocobo she named after the death knight
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmfao Constance plz
𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘌𝘙
Literally and metaphorically screwed
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Lmao yes indeed
spoon!
humiliation and body worship... very nice
spoon!
phone sex is killing me for some reason lmao
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
HE HAS NO IDEA
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
what the fuck is a phone?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
humiliation might be one of those things that is an accidental like.... mmm >>
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
so mad but also kinda hot dammit Claude
spoon!
i feel like mad and turned on is going to be much of lorenz' experience in erku
Infychu
(LOL)
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
legit lmfao
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
that level of upset is exhausting though
spoon!
i know I'm so tired for him!!
spoon!
take it easy lorenz
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he's not good at that
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
and he does officially have ears for Claude to tease him about
𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘌𝘙
Lorenz has it rough... VERY BELATEDLY would he like to break in the bingo square with benign cuddles
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
I hate this idiot because even that he's going to be like this is indecent! over but also.... he has none of his beauty products so best to do it now while he still smells a little like roses
𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘌𝘙
ALDJSKFJSJ HONESTLY BEAUTY PRODUCTS IS THE NUMBER 1 REASON TO GET BUSY!!!!!
𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘌𝘙
Hilda can certainly relate
𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘌𝘙
Beauty first, uh, food second
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
he has a whole box of tea cakes and the boy eats like a bird anyway it's fine
spoon!
there's a lot claude has to tease him over there's simply not enough time
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
what did he ever do to deserve this don't answer that
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