This is gold: Aspirin: "Come on, we're going to be late." Vaccine: "I don't like to be rushed. I'll go when I'm ready." Aspirin: "We're all waiting on you." Vaccine: "I know. And I'll be ready when I'm ready." Russian Vaccine: "I'm ready now." Other meds: "Yeah, we're alright." | "Yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine." | "Thank you for the offer, though."
Featuring vaccine and Russian vaccine, and echinacea being confident that it's also official medicine
Aspirin: "Come on, we're going to be late."
Vaccine: "I don't like to be rushed. I'll go when I'm ready."
Aspirin: "We're all waiting on you."
Vaccine: "I know. And I'll be ready when I'm ready."
Russian Vaccine: "I'm ready now."
Other meds: "Yeah, we're alright." | "Yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine." | "Thank you for the offer, though."