[Pets/Fish/Death scares but just because bettas like to lie in plants]

This betta's hobby is really just.... wriggling up into the hornwort and then LYING ON HIS SIDE IN IT instead of like, in a normal upright position so he looks literally dead

PLEASE, SIR

ALL I ASK

IS THAT YOU NOT DO IT ON THE SURFACE, ON YOUR SIDE

THAT'S IT

If you MUST lie on the hornwort floating on top, PLEASE do it in a different position

i can't believe you have a pet fish that plays dead

and yet, that feels weirdly on-brand for you somehow?

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘 : SDNJFKJAHSD I DO!!!

God

You're right

this sounds exactly like my loaches

yaknog : Why must they DO this

... this really does seem on brand for you, man

i'm so sorry but also

/gestures

Face in hands.....

Well, the good news is you know from personal experience that it pays to double-check if someone's dead or not.