Guy: /Calls to make report of illegally-parked vehicles/ Me: /Takes report, explains that police will come out to take a look at the situation and if they need further info, they'll call him back during normal business hours. Things seem fine/ Guy: So if there's a vehicle parked in a handicapped parking spot without a handicapped parking tag, will it get
towed? Me: I'm not able to speculate on what might happen, but if you see something like that, then you can give us a call to report it. Guy: No, if a car parked in a handicapped parking spot without a handicapped parking tag, would it get towed? Me: I'm really not able to speculate on what might happen, I'm just the one you would put the report into so
we can have the police come out and take a look at the situation. Guy: No, you're not listening to me, if a car parked in a handicapped parking spot without a handicapped parking tag, would it get towed????? Me: .....I understand that you're talking about a vehicle parked in a handicapped parking spot, but I can't really speculate on what the police
would do when they came out to a situation, because it all depends on the situation when they got out there. Guy: I'm not asking you to speculate, I'm asking you what the police would do! Me: And again, I can't answer that question, I'm not the police, if you wanted to talk to the police, I could have them call you back to
discuss that with you. Guy: I'm just asking you to tell me what would happen if a vehicle without a handicapped parking tag parked in a handicapped spot, would they get towed??? Me: I really can't answer that because I can't tell what they would see when they went out there, it depends on the situation, but we are the people you would call to report
it to and we can have the police go out and take a look at that. Did you want to report a vehicle illegally parked in a handicapped spot? Guy: No, I want you to tell me what would happen if they parked illegally in a handicapped spot Me: Ok, if you want a definitive answer on that, I can have the police call you back and talk to you about that.
Guy: /Keeps asking, like three more times/ Me: /Reiterates to him, three more times, that I'm not the police and I can't say what the police would or would not do in any given situation after they got out there because I can't see what they would be seeing, I'm not a fucking mind-reader, dude, what the fuck more do you want from me???/ Guy: Then
who would I talk to about that????? Me: If you wanted an answer to that, then I can have the police call you back Guy: Then let's do that. Me: Ok, so we can get you to the right jurisdiction, what's your address? Guy: I'm not giving you that! Me: We need an address to get you to your specific police department. Guy: Then my zip code
is ####. Me: I can't use a zip code, I need an address... Guy: Then just forget it. Me: Ok, well, is there anything else I can help you with, then? Guy: I guess not, you've only partially been helpful, but whatever. Me: Well then thank you for calling ##. /Silently waits for him to hang up. Which he doesn't do... ...presses
Yeah, he was a right douchebag. Someimes, an argumentative person misuses the service in such a fundamentally idiotic way that by the time I think "I need to use the abuse protocol on this asshole" to get him off the line, he's already hanging up.
Me: /Takes report, explains that police will come out to take a look at the situation and if they need further info, they'll call him back during normal business hours. Things seem fine/
Guy: So if there's a vehicle parked in a handicapped parking spot without a handicapped parking tag, will it get
Me: I'm not able to speculate on what might happen, but if you see something like that, then you can give us a call to report it.
Guy: No, if a car parked in a handicapped parking spot without a handicapped parking tag, would it get towed?
Me: I'm really not able to speculate on what might happen, I'm just the one you would put the report into so
Guy: No, you're not listening to me, if a car parked in a handicapped parking spot without a handicapped parking tag, would it get towed?????
Me: .....I understand that you're talking about a vehicle parked in a handicapped parking spot, but I can't really speculate on what the police
Guy: I'm not asking you to speculate, I'm asking you what the police would do!
Me: And again, I can't answer that question, I'm not the police, if you wanted to talk to the police, I could have them call you back to
Guy: I'm just asking you to tell me what would happen if a vehicle without a handicapped parking tag parked in a handicapped spot, would they get towed???
Me: I really can't answer that because I can't tell what they would see when they went out there, it depends on the situation, but we are the people you would call to report
Guy: No, I want you to tell me what would happen if they parked illegally in a handicapped spot
Me: Ok, if you want a definitive answer on that, I can have the police call you back and talk to you about that.
Me: /Reiterates to him, three more times, that I'm not the police and I can't say what the police would or would not do in any given situation after they got out there because I can't see what they would be seeing, I'm not a fucking mind-reader, dude, what the fuck more do you want from me???/
Guy: Then
Me: If you wanted an answer to that, then I can have the police call you back
Guy: Then let's do that.
Me: Ok, so we can get you to the right jurisdiction, what's your address?
Guy: I'm not giving you that!
Me: We need an address to get you to your specific police department.
Guy: Then my zip code
Me: I can't use a zip code, I need an address...
Guy: Then just forget it.
Me: Ok, well, is there anything else I can help you with, then?
Guy: I guess not, you've only partially been helpful, but whatever.
Me: Well then thank you for calling ##. /Silently waits for him to hang up. Which he doesn't do... ...presses