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(rp)(knb) kuroko's solution to if ue says he doesn't have enough chroma is literally just going to be awkwardly hugging people
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also i should actually get to lio's tags for once in my life so he can physically fight a bug plague
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but should probably do adult things first...............
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omg Kuroko
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I mean, it is a solution
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but Ue will be all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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look he thinks its just as awkward but like, if it helps?
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too bad cuddling nigou wouldn't work
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that's such a cute dog..............
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nigou should meet kedama
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nigou would have fun
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kuroko would die from cute
Squalo, no⚔️
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PUPPY
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kuroko, shedding a single tear: beautiful
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why cant petting dogs raise chroma???
Squalo, no⚔️
Kedama is good floof
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Kuroko pls
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danybel no one else has a better solution!!
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also listening to aomine and kuroko's duet is just
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i hate all of you for dragging me back into basuke hell
Squalo, no⚔️
Look I a mearly in tears over a Midorima tag I don't want to hear it
Squalo, no⚔️
Mine and Takao's heart excuse us it is just rude here in basuke hell today
Squalo, no⚔️
Also Kuroko at least you are hugging safe people Ue is best boy
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kuroko isn't gonna hug strangers unless it seems safe i say, as he absolutely will hug a serial killer
Squalo, no⚔️
Ue to Kaji as soon as he sees him: SOME GUY JUST HUGGED ME WHAT DO I DO?
Squalo, no⚔️
Kaji: I've hugged a guy, two girls what's the big deal Ue-sama
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kuroko: i just hugged some random dude who didn't have enough chroma should i start charging for this
Squalo, no⚔️
Chroma is the charge man
Squalo, no⚔️
Welcome to Prisma
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this seems unfair
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his presence itself is the gift
Squalo, no⚔️
Meanwhile my guy is about to go home with one of the girls he hugged like no big eal lol
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kaji no
Squalo, no⚔️
Kaji yes
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calm down
Squalo, no⚔️
He is as calm as a cucumber on the outside lol his boys and mom will straighten him out
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i like how kuroko sees ue and he's just like 'oh another kagami i see'
Squalo, no⚔️
Just waiting for Haruki to be like NO you go home with me /drags
Squalo, no⚔️
Kaji is like CRAP okay gotta get my shit together
Squalo, no⚔️
(Lol other than maybe Yamamoto if I get him in) all my guys are getting dragged home by someone on arrival
Squalo, no⚔️
Takao had Midorima
Squalo, no⚔️
Kaji has Haruki
Squalo, no⚔️
Samatoki wll have Riou and Jyuto XD
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takao needs to be stopped tbh
Squalo, no⚔️
What did Takao do now?
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no just him existing
Squalo, no⚔️
Eff you Kuroko
Squalo, no⚔️
Lol
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but i did yell it discord how takao wrote into a magazine just to complain about midorima never pulling the rickshaw
Squalo, no⚔️
Tell that to Midorima and see what he sasy!
Squalo, no⚔️
yeah he still doesn't pull it
Squalo, no⚔️
I will sign in as soon as I get settled
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midorima is so blind okay it makes me lose it
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(im probably gonna go shopping in a little bit but otherwise im just really waiting around here)
Squalo, no⚔️
Oh go yeah that's how the onsen got crazy Midorima had no glasses and did not realize Takao was naked when he pinned him it was so awkward for them ><
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MIDORIN
Squalo, no⚔️
Look he was honestly saving Takao from the cursed water
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seriously if you cant distinguish a stone lion from takao you are legally blind without your fucking glasses
Squalo, no⚔️
But you know platonic naked cuddling was something and they ended it by both fussing about the other getting sick from wet hair like t hat did not happen.
Squalo, no⚔️
Takao just needs to stay away from water or have sex in it at this point even he isn't sure man
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lkdjfdls
Squalo, no⚔️
He is opting for the avoiding since you know he is not going to just sleep with anyone
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yeah sure takao keep avoiding your feelings
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he sees you
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takao kise and weiss and they still can't handle Midorima
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properly
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he will help you guys as much as he can.....
Squalo, no⚔️
Takao is not ready to admit how he feels about MIdorima cause he hasn't figured it out completely himself yet (It ties in home and questions about is that how he felt all a long) then he's starting a little crush on Kise after things and that's kind of got him like what is my head
Squalo, no⚔️
Because he was pretty sure he liked girls and only girls and then bam welcome to Prisma
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you're welcome Takao
Squalo, no⚔️
Just shut up and scoot over Kise he wants cuddles
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just run from those gay thoughts loser
Squalo, no⚔️
Nooe instead he has movie night sleepover with Kise
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im now laughing b/c takao trying to cuddle with kise and kuroko is just. there.
Squalo, no⚔️
And he can't run, Takao does not abandon Midorima no matter what man
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he has left and right side, he can cuddle both
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takao is excellent at mental gymnastics
Squalo, no⚔️
I want to see Kuroko's face when he stays the night in Kise's bed for those cuddles and yup Kuroko can enjoy the movie with them. Kise a happy bee snuggled between two shadows XD
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kuroko is just -_- like normal
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but you can tell he's Judging
Squalo, no⚔️
Judging what?
Squalo, no⚔️
They are just cuddling!
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Kurokocchi
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maybe he wants attention
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you ever think about that takao
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no he mostly just likes messing with takao
Squalo, no⚔️
They just said Kuroko could cuddle too hell he can sleep on one side of Kise Takao may tease but he'd totally be okay with it.
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Squalo, no⚔️
Yah Takao will mess back
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once Kise realizes dragon form voice can lure ppl to do stuff for him, he'll use it on Midorima all the time to spend time with him
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(mostly he'd just be surprised that kise and takao are friends)
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KISE
Squalo, no⚔️
Look it's friendly cuddles (if there is a third in the bed he can keep it that way Kuroko is his buffer atm <<)
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👀 yes
Squalo, no⚔️
Kise Takao approves of this and will snicker his ass off.
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kuroko often times like 'i am a shadow'
when he wants attention however https://images.plurk.com/3hRV3tYiII5nklGDrdrVLi.png
Squalo, no⚔️
Takao: It was like I couldn't tell you no, you said I did what was that?
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kuroko will popcorn kise doing that absolutely
Squalo, no⚔️
Then Kise learns (ALso Takao now knows about clones)
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but he def wants to snuggle kurokocchi too!
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yes, fine he will
Squalo, no⚔️
So cuddle damn it Kuroko
Squalo, no⚔️
Good
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he just has to judge takao first
Squalo, no⚔️
I feel like takao adn kise are bullying him into this and they don't care
Squalo, no⚔️
XD
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/lays on top of both of them
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well kuroko is a bit awkward when it comes to showing affection
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they absolutely would
Squalo, no⚔️
Judge him all you want, Kise is nice to him and makes him feel better when he is all akfhkjfah in his head.
Squalo, no⚔️
hugs onto both of them cause whatever he had a rough couple days
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/pats him awkwardly on the arm
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Kise is aiming for this
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one day
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one day
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Squalo, no⚔️
One day Kise, dragon Kise could have it <<
Squalo, no⚔️
I mean he got a hawk in a pool he can get a shadow cheek kiss and also that is the cutest thing ever
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kise and takao getting kuroko to warm up to Cuddles and then they just sort of pile on each other all the time....../chefs kiss
Squalo, no⚔️
(Or Takao could instigate their rival to get him to do it)
Squalo, no⚔️
That is basically what is going to happen cause no matter what happens Takao is not stopping his movie night cuddle sleepovers with Kise
Squalo, no⚔️
Kise wins he gets both of them and Kagami adn Midorima are home alone XD
Squalo, no⚔️
Then the selfies start to tease those two XD
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rip in pieces midorin and kagami
Squalo, no⚔️
NO RIP he just needs a night away okay
Squalo, no⚔️
He still lo wants his best friend around <<
Squalo, no⚔️
Pluse a RIP Midorima would mean a sad Kise
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they can entertain each other
Squalo, no⚔️
LMAO Kagami and Midorima should never be left alone which means I encourage this.
Squalo, no⚔️
Kagami is going to feed them though so he wins some points with Takao.
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kuroko: (p-hungry)
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kise will however know the pain of kuroko falling asleep on him and then he can't move
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b/c i know takao will just shove him
Squalo, no⚔️
He left him!
Squalo, no⚔️
Just not in his lap okay
Squalo, no⚔️
Which means during a moon or event Kuroko needs to get stuck in his lap for several hours of course.
Squalo, no⚔️
He did not shove him to the ground, he gave him his legs as a pillow <<
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absolutely
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hey he's not that heavy takao
Squalo, no⚔️
And he's kind of liking snuggles in Prisma so he may jsut end up snuggling him if he is asleep and doesn't know
Squalo, no⚔️
<<
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laugh at his ridiculous bedhair
Squalo, no⚔️
He will laugh so hard
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Kise gives best hugs
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bcs sanguis is warm
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uwu
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you drive such a hard bargain kise.........
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he also gonna be super strong from next month so like
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<w<
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GIVE HIM RIDES
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omg he'll be able to princess-carry both Midorima and Kagami without a sweat
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and ofc
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he'll ride on your shoulders
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all the rides for Kurokocchi
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: DD
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he lieks being special
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