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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:21 AM
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Tonight I'm moving from the best Spider-Man movie to the best Batman movie:
The LEGO® Batman Movie - Trailer
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:21 AM
I'll fight people on this
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:22 AM
that doesn't look like the original cut of Return of the Joker at all
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:23 AM
Bruce Wayne Batman movie
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:23 AM
because I can't actually argue against you on that one
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:24 AM
that I will allow
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:25 AM
by razor thin margins
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:25 AM
(also because I count Crisis on Two Earths a Justice League movie, not a Batman movie)
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:25 AM
ROTJ is so good
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:26 AM
and it's been a very long time since i've seen that one
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:26 AM
it's good and I will never stop fanboying so hard over them giving Diana a unique fighting style for it that actually makes sense
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:26 AM
I own crisis, hell I own the version that came with the tiny owlman
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:27 AM
Given how heavy into wrestling the ancient Greeks were, it makes SO MUCH SENSE that her fighting style would be heavy with it, and that the last thing you'd ever want her to do is get her hands on you
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:28 AM
I honestly haven't seen it since the year it came out, so like... 10 years
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:30 AM
wow the disc has 0 special features other than a commentary
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:31 AM
"and logos. really long and dramatic logos"
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:32 AM
god this movie takes the piss out of movies so well
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:36 AM
Pilot Bill: Gotham Tower, this is McGuffin Airlines Flight 1138. We are transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite, 17,000 pounds of C-4, about 150 cute little classic bomb-type bombs...

Pilot Bill, Captain Dale: [simultaneously] ... and two best friends!

Pilot Bill: We request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world. Over.
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:38 AM
The Joker: [Continuing to list villains] Mr. Freeze, Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser, Polka-Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula, King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth, March Harriet, Zodiac Master, Gentlemen Ghost, Clock King, Calendar Man, Kite Man, Catman, Zebra-Man, and the Condiment King!
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:39 AM
Pilot Bill: Okay, are you making some of those up?

The Joker: Nope, they're all real. Probably worth a Google.
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:42 AM
"i'm 100% not Bruce Wayne" best part of that song
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:42 AM
I need all the lego movie soundtracks, god
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:44 AM
god this joker/batman subtext is almost entirely text
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:46 AM
"batman I love you more than my kids!"
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:47 AM
"remember kids, if you want to be like batman, work on your abs"
casper 1995
@whomps
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:51 AM
GASP
casper 1995
@whomps
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:51 AM
the best movie
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:51 AM
it is
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:52 AM
this is my favorite batman movie because it's the only batman movie that doesn't show me Thomas and Martha getting murdered
casper 1995
@whomps
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:53 AM
https://images.plurk.com/5AYXedCfA3S6z2GY91sGy.gif https://images.plurk.com/2Fw3GQZCh93AgIVSvNVjUo.gif https://images.plurk.com/3j8LFmxRA8E1r6kCdZjQ4G.gif
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:54 AM
I just finished that scene lol
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 1:57 AM
"i'm Richard grayson but ask the kids at the orphanage call me Dick."

"well, children can be cruel"
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:00 AM
Harvard for police, lmao
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:01 AM
"we don't need an unsupervised adult man karate chopping poor people"
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:01 AM
she's not wrong
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:03 AM
also this movie is the only one where I'd be remotely okay with Bruce and barbara being a thing, or hinted at being a thing
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:10 AM
"alfred, you've been watching too many lifetime movies and drinking chardonnay."
"it's pinot grigiot"
"whatever!"
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:11 AM
bless bat shark repellent
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:14 AM
"how dare you tell me how to parent my own kid that I just met!"
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:23 AM
"is that your kid?"
"uh, no.... that would be weird"
"it would be weirder if that wasn't your son"
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:32 AM
"and British robots! ...ask your nerd friends"
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 2:33 AM
"wait, are you trying to tell me that Bruce Wayne is Batman...

....'s roommate?"
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 3:10 AM
god I love this movie so much
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 3:11 AM
also I forgot that Zoe Kravitz got her Catwoman start here
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@redconfession
Tue, Aug 11, 2020 3:11 AM
I do hope she says "meow" a bit less in the live action version, lmao
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