lily!
I should be doing Sinnoh plotting but instead: this.
lily!
lily!
to be clear i personally love old man drama but she is tired
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HAHAHAHA CONNIE
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It's fine, shhh...besides, emet is now napping anyways so there won't be a peep from him for a week!
lily!
i mean wouldn't you be crabby if you woke up from a restless sleep full of anxiety dreams only to find two old men having a hissy fit at each other in your notifications
lily!
also fair
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I DONT BLAME HER AT ALL
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steven would like to say that hades started it
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Steven started it by making his silly suggestion, everyone saw it!
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Anyways, Doom! eventually emet might hit up connie to talk about canon updating cuz he's gonna be a lil besides himself about the whole thing
lily!
oh i would 100% be down for that
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Raile said dirk would likely tell him that connie went through something similar so
lily!
yeah
lily!
she also came out of it better in dirk's opinion
lily!
granted this is dirk's opinion
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I mean emet values dirk's opinion
sailor bii
yeahhhhhhhh
sailor bii
also, steven's silly suggestion wasn't made maliciously
sailor bii
and everything hades said was pretty assholish
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Impact vs intent!
lily!
anyways connie just called hades dirk's boytoy
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But yeah emet has a lot of thoughts about the state of everyone here now that he's gone through it so he wants to like sample people's experiences with it to either prove or disprove his budding theories
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jhdfkgfvkgv
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Oh my god
lily!
i almost went with "strider's manwhore" but even early morning connie isn't THAT mean
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AHAHAHA god
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Holy fuck Connie
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I'm WHEEZING
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Tags that cuz...actually the post is from the 7th, so this could be from before his nap time still since that isnt till the 9th
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CONNIE IS KILLING ME
lily!
there
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(And yes, he DOES think Connie came out of her canon update better and he WILL tell Emet that.)
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GGCSHVSCH6
lily!
YOU GAVE ME THE PERFECT OPENING ZORN HOW COULD I RESIST
lily!
i love how lowkey connie starts sounding like dirk the angrier she gets
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He's been a GREAT influence on her,
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ITS WONDERFUL
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oh my god
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Emet just taking it like a champ
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Also sorry dirk
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No you're not
sailor bii
your lack of inbox for connie is making it slightly difficult for steven to take this to private to explain himself
lily!
Huh, I thought I had one for her.
sailor bii
you don't
lily!
I'll go make one super quick.
sailor bii
you always go to mine
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CONNIE LMFAO SKFHJS
lily!
nah making one would be prudent
lily!
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Doom you do realize I have to now draw this, yes?
lily!
yeah
lily!
i also figured it would be a good excuse for him instantly remembering connie as soon as he woke up lmao
lily!
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IT IS! I'll have him slap her FRESH NEW INBOX here in a moment!
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sfdGFDHLLDHDD
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Holy shit....... Connie is the most powerful member of Team Rocket lbr
lily!
someday i'm going to app vr!connie to a game with an existing steven universe cast, preferably with a steven, and make everyone deeply confused/concerned and it'll be GLORIOUS
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Oh my GOD please.........
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Shit Doom oli reminded me that our mutual friend drew him a picture with emet wearing a "baby slut" shirt SHFKJS
lily!
...I don't think I ever saw that one.
lily!
I GUESS IT JUST FITS HIM???
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YEAH ITS JUST A VERY FUNNY COINCIDENCE IS ALL
lily!
the hilarious thing is that connie has always been capable of tearing people a new asshole verbally but used this talent sparingly. now she's both ruder about it and has an itchier trigger finger
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(if you wish to see it I linked it in the rocket chat)
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But no I love connie being like this, its great
lily!
YEAH I SAW IT'S BRILLIANT
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https://images.plurk.com/6WbvKjPXYdoQe4J2gjwZIx.png
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HAHAHA
lily!
honestly connie has like. never deviated from the rules before in her entire life because even when she was lying to her parents she wasn't TECHNICALLY lying to her parents
lily!
so team rocket just unleashed her
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Im so glad connie has realized her true potential
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