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Then: "Before you give Ferris a treat, make him sit, offer paw, and lay down."
Now: "Give the monster whatever you want so long as he doesn't get pancreatitis."
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Standards have fallen sharply over the years. My dad just tossed Ferris a slice of bologna without preamble (but with permission) and I don't think it even touched the sides of his throat.
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https://images.plurk.com/7gnDE6tx0Lls6rud2snV7d.jpg A good boy who loves his grandpa.
one more bite ★
Goodest boy
ANGRY GUITARS
god he's so pretty
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The running joke is that Ferris is very handsome and that's the extent of his positive attributes. Obviously that's just a joke because he is a gentle, obedient boy, but sometimes...
IMDb Cooper
what handsome garbage disposals we have
IMDb Cooper
that pic is gorgeous
ANGRY GUITARS
at least he has his looks
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My dog is very handsome and very upset that more bologna is not forthcoming. He's gazing at my father with increasing desperation in his eyes.
ţħιмƀ£ε σʹƒµςκѕ
he's a very good boy
ゲイツ。
such a good boy
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Currently he is sprawled across the carpet and heaving frequent sighs. Wasn't allowed to eat a whoopie pie. Wasn't allowed to eat a tofu dog. Only bologna to sustain us. Truly, he suffers.
wâfel
a very good boy
skerple
excusem, this is clearly DOG ABUSE,
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what a beautiful dog
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What makes me really, really happy is how much Ferris loves my dad and loves being at his house. Ferris doesn't much enjoy men. Strange men whom I do not enthusiastically greet are considered highly suspect until proven otherwise. Ferris likes my landlord, but Ferris loves my dad.
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He'll settle on the couch with him and have a snooze. My dad loves spoiling him with leftovers and affectionate baby talk.
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So I've always been like OH THANK GOD my beloved dog loves my beloved father, a man I've only seen cry twice and one time it was because our cat had died.
Worser Punk 💥
Worser Punk 💥
two good boys
one more bite ★
;;
ţħιмƀ£ε σʹƒµςκѕ
they're good ;;
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