MONTY KEEPS SENDING ME GENUINE ARTWORKS IN THE MAIL.

It's. A bit surprising.

He just sent me Rodan's The Thinker.

I'm never letting you leave, Monty.

Monty is an art buff

Evidently he just has ancient statues collecting dust in his home.

and from all of the random bugs I give him, he must not have room for them anymore.

He's changing disciplines from art history to entymology

Can't sleep with 20 cicadas shrieking at him at all hours. No time for art anymore.