have you ever thought "you know what sounds like a great idea, a sport where you ice skate down a hill, with jumps and hairpin turns and shit, at the same time as other people so you're all slamming into each other all the way down"? no, because that's insane, you say? do I have good news for you

Red Bull Crashed Ice LIVE in Jyväskylä, Finland

I've just been bingewatching this shit for like days now

REPLAY Red Bull Crashed Ice 2018 Saint Paul, Minneso...

the finals on both of these were NUTS

Hockey Players try Red Bull Crashed Ice Track for th...

please also appeciate this video of professional hockey players going out to an ice cross track and basically just being like oh FUCK no

REPLAY Red Bull Crashed Ice 2018 | Edmonton, Canada

currently I'm watching this one which is particularly absurd because THE ICE ALL FUCKING MELTED SO HALF THE TRACK IS JUST PUDDLES

omg...

Holy shit

I like the Dallago brothers a lot

even though Luca Dallago looks like Michael Cera

they go like 30-50 mph.

goes back to 2017 Canada and BOTH DALLAGO BROTHERS GOT OUT IN THE 32 ROUND

NO!!!!!!