[superman] Finished reading Supes Smashes The Klan and started looking into other Superman stuff, just in time to hear about the New Lex Luther Lore

Our old pal Jimmy Olsen has had his own comic this past year, investigating crimes and reporting stories

Lex Luthor been up to his old shenanigans, trying to drive the Daily Planet our of business and take total control of Metropolis

Just when it seems like all hope is lost, Olsen stumbles onto Luthor’s greatest secret

Through connecting family trees and legal documents and all that jazz

It’s uncovered that Lex Luthor

Is related to Jimmy Olsen

Jimmy: “before he was bald.... he had red hair”

i hate that i can't tell how serious this is trying to be

Jimmy’s character is best defined as “the guy that weird shit just happens to”

please never read injustice

HOOUS POOUS : If that statement ever worked on anyone, do you really think Nerdie of all people would be the one person not to immediately go read it to find out why you said it?

i give her good recommendations. she should trust me

kataranisword it's a matt fraction comedy book so "not serious at all"

If she was a Dark Souls boss her subtitle would be Seeker of Forbidden Knowledge.

my reputation is getting DIRE

its more like unwanted knowledge

injustice comics are for the video games, right

Because I absolutely bailed on those

Well it's diversified significantly from "forbidden Jiminy Cricket meta" for me, at least.

NOSFERATU! : oh okay good. but also like, I could see them doing it for drama, as evidenced by the "never read Injustice" immediately after that

(I'm going to be the dissenter and say I think injustice actually gets good after the first arc until tom taylor leaves and then it gets really nothing but still no it is absolutely not a book you want to read if you're getting into superman lore)