sadly I can't actually wear the t-shirt to work (not for dress code reasons since it's A, relaxed for theme days and B, main branch is still closed) but because I would freeze
And I think I nailed the thousand yard stare of someone who's been dealing with the Russian mafia all night, and now it's 5:30 in the morning and there's a dude dressed as a monarch butterfly claiming to be mothman and threatening to blow up the Brooklyn bridge
aww coffee, no