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To everyone who didn't tell me SAO had started back up again: Thank you. But you can't save me
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OK what the fuck was going on in this show
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an army of griefers invaded the digital kingdom to abduct Alice and retrieve her AI core
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Kirito: Still in a coma
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so theoretically we're in the Good Part still
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the head of the evil marines squad and his partner have logged themselves into the gameverse as the emperor of darkness and his right hand knight
Niamh Vibes
As you do
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the whole harem is here except for Kirito, who is still comatose
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Shinon introduces herself to two of the local AIs as "Shinon, from the real world"
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fucked up if you think about it
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Does he count as part of his own harem?
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yes
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Shinon stop kissing Kirito while he's in a coma
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or at least wait until the other three girls in the room have left
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wait the emperor already abducted Alice? then why are we still here
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now some orc manpain is happening. who the fuck is this guy
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who the FUCK is this lady
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Dee Eye El
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so, DIL
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nine minutes into the season and Kirito's imouto is being sexually assaulted by a tentacle lady
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we aren't in the good part
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WOW
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WOW THIS SEASON WENT SOUTH FAST
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STRAIGHT UP TENTACLE PORN BEFORE THE FIRST EYECATCH?
Gabiluzbad
Yo what
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sword art online is bad
Gabiluzbad
Oh ok
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well ok tentacle lady is dead now
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that manpain orc had better be the most important character in the show if they want to jutsify that scene
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the emperor can make his opponent's consciousness waver so that they forget they're in a battle and stand immobilized instead
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Segismundo's ultimate weapon
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how long has Klein been strong. I thought Klein just sucked
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well! just one episode out so far but it was a DOOZY
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a new villain was introduced, tentacle-fucked Kirito's sister whose name i forget, then died in the space of like ten minutes
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Suguha. And I hate that I know that.
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Klein follows the Male Side Character rule of "only competent in the absence of the lead."
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that rule seems to apply to literally everyone other than Kirito tbh
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that's I think three times in Alicization that an AI has been liberated out of a desire to stop an evil act against his programming, and two of them have been rape
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