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[fe3h wankery] i don't know why but i just remembered
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the stupid wank around dimitri
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like if you don't like him as a character, ok, sure, but the things people say
raspberrydrink
god this
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mostly i was thinking of this, because it never fails to make me laugh
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ebs-443XsAAl3-M?format=jpg&name=small
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NOT JUST KILLS. BUT MURDERS.
Maidstrong
ah yes
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
it's a war
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it makes me lose my shit every time
raspberrydrink
like.... he wants to kill a very specific woman
Sunny~
people do know they're playing a war right?
raspberrydrink
LIKE, ALL THE CHARACTERS KILL A LOT OF WOMEN
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and then of course, the people trying to claim he's racist, and i also kind of have to laugh, because
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcHD1VAVAAA3sZ5?format=jpg&name=large
raspberrydrink
D MEN
raspberrydrink
^and
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(relatedly, i'll never get over that support)
Maidstrong
a lotta people fuckin die in this game
Sunny~
ugh the racist claims makes me roll my eyes so hard that reach is ridiculous
Maidstrong
a lot of people murder other people in this game :3
raspberrydrink
like, dude Edelgard kills a lot of women too????
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(dimitri heard people talking some racist ass shit and fucking Sprinted over to be passive aggressive and murderous)
raspberrydrink
yeah the raciest claims like... clearly never read any of his supports
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
I love that support so much
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
it's just casually "oh you're talking shit? :-D please, continue to talk shit :-D I will be right here :-D :-D :-D"
Maidstrong
someone could look at Dedue funny and Dimitri would nyoom over to subtly imply he would snap them in half if not for polite society
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my favorite part is that the first part sounds just plain passive aggressive
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but when the soldier tries to squirm out of it
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dimitri's VA just forgoes the fucking "passive" aspect entirely
raspberrydrink
yeah like it's clear that the soliders know that dimitri is Not Okay with This
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"I said continue"
raspberrydrink
this can't be the first time he's done this
Sunny~
dimitri was ready to throw down my favorite part of that support
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yeah, while twitter is a hellscape of a website that i hate using, i have seen some good conversations on this front
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and someone pointed out that there's a subtle implication that Dimitri's constant yelling about Duscur is definitely, like, known, and has to have caused some issues
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
I think it's like the first time Dima can sound even close to the viciousness he gets to in part 2
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anyway there's another thread where someone is like "most of the time dimitri is Earnest Good Boy but then occasionally"
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcHD1U-VAAAbFKU?format=jpg&name=large
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcHD1U_UYAAa-Cm?format=jpg&name=medium
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also apparently he just tears into alois' jokes alkdjafs
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
occasionally he's snarkier than Hubert
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
and it's better because it's so rare
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dimitri is genuinely a good boy but also he Represses so much. and sometimes his bullshit just leaps out. and i love it.
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but anyway, the dedue c support is definitely one of the best for the sheer amount of Murder he radiates
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
it's honestly pure "bless your heart" levels
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.....desperately trying to resist the urge to have him fucking say that in my dumb modern au now
Maidstrong
do it
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how much do we have to pay dimitri's va to say "bless your heart"
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ELAINE GET AWAY FROM ME
Maidstrong
8D
ᴄʜɪʜɪʀᴏ🗡️
Dimitri good
ᴄʜɪʜɪʀᴏ🗡️
also do it
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
just say he picked it up from idk who else gives off Southern US vibes
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
....Hilda would say it
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i mean my brain keeps constantly- holy shit what a galaxy brain
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
"Oh Lorenz, bless your heart!" proceeds to tear into him
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
tell me I'm wrong
▲ndrusi
dimitri is an equal opportunity killer
raspberrydrink
this plurk is powerful
ღ zipper noises
this plurk is very powerful
duck bastard
make this image more powerful by imagining dimitri sipping tea as he says "oh, bless your heart"
𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
Hilda keels over because Dima oh my god
Maidstrong
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