
duck bastard
[fe3h wankery] i don't know why but i just remembered

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the stupid wank around dimitri

duck bastard
like if you don't like him as a character, ok, sure, but the things people say

raspberrydrink
god this

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mostly i was thinking of this, because it never fails to make me laugh

duck bastard
NOT JUST KILLS. BUT MURDERS.

Maidstrong
ah yes

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
it's a war

duck bastard
it makes me lose my shit every time

raspberrydrink
like.... he wants to kill a very specific woman

Sunny~
people do know they're playing a war right?

raspberrydrink
LIKE, ALL THE CHARACTERS KILL A LOT OF WOMEN

duck bastard
and then of course, the people trying to claim he's racist, and i also kind of have to laugh, because

raspberrydrink
D MEN

raspberrydrink
^and

duck bastard
(relatedly, i'll never get over that support)

Maidstrong
a lotta people fuckin die in this game

Sunny~
ugh the racist claims makes me roll my eyes so hard that reach is ridiculous

Maidstrong
a lot of people murder other people in this game :3

raspberrydrink
like, dude Edelgard kills a lot of women too????

duck bastard
(dimitri heard people talking some racist ass shit and fucking Sprinted over to be passive aggressive and murderous)

raspberrydrink
yeah the raciest claims like... clearly never read any of his supports

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
I love that support so much

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
it's just casually "oh you're talking shit?
please, continue to talk shit
I will be right here
"






Maidstrong
someone could look at Dedue funny and Dimitri would nyoom over to subtly imply he would snap them in half if not for polite society

duck bastard
my favorite part is that the first part sounds just plain passive aggressive

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but when the soldier tries to squirm out of it

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dimitri's VA just forgoes the fucking "passive" aspect entirely

raspberrydrink
yeah like it's clear that the soliders know that dimitri is Not Okay with This

duck bastard
"I said continue"

raspberrydrink
this can't be the first time he's done this

Sunny~
dimitri was ready to throw down my favorite part of that support

duck bastard
yeah, while twitter is a hellscape of a website that i hate using, i have seen some good conversations on this front

duck bastard
and someone pointed out that there's a subtle implication that Dimitri's constant yelling about Duscur is definitely, like, known, and has to have caused some issues

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
I think it's like the first time Dima can sound even close to the viciousness he gets to in part 2

duck bastard
anyway there's another thread where someone is like "most of the time dimitri is Earnest Good Boy but then occasionally"

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also apparently he just tears into alois' jokes alkdjafs

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
occasionally he's snarkier than Hubert

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
and it's better because it's so rare

duck bastard
dimitri is genuinely a good boy but also he Represses so much. and sometimes his bullshit just leaps out. and i love it.

duck bastard
but anyway, the dedue c support is definitely one of the best for the sheer amount of Murder he radiates

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
it's honestly pure "bless your heart" levels

duck bastard
.....desperately trying to resist the urge to have him fucking say that in my dumb modern au now

Maidstrong
do it

duck bastard
how much do we have to pay dimitri's va to say "bless your heart"

duck bastard
ELAINE GET AWAY FROM ME

Maidstrong
8D

ᴄʜɪʜɪʀᴏ🗡️
Dimitri good

ᴄʜɪʜɪʀᴏ🗡️
also do it

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
just say he picked it up from idk who else gives off Southern US vibes

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
....Hilda would say it

duck bastard
i mean my brain keeps constantly- holy shit what a galaxy brain

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
"Oh Lorenz, bless your heart!" proceeds to tear into him

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
tell me I'm wrong

▲ndrusi
dimitri is an equal opportunity killer

raspberrydrink
this plurk is powerful

ღ zipper noises
this plurk is very powerful

duck bastard
make this image more powerful by imagining dimitri sipping tea as he says "oh, bless your heart"

𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦
Hilda keels over because Dima oh my god

Maidstrong
