
duck bastard
[cat owner life] ...Just realized something about the rabbit incident from this weekend. but. taxi had to have jumped over our fence with a rabbit in his mouth

duck bastard
the doggy door he'd have used to get out leads to the side and backyard and that's all fenced/walled in. there's nowhere to squeeze through

duck bastard
this asshole cat caught a cottontail rabbit, trotted back to our house, scrambled up a fucking fence, and squeezed through our doggy door

duck bastard
carrying that fucking rabbit the entire time

Lea
... Didn't that rabbit survive?

duck bastard
IT SURE DID

Lea
I'm not sure which animal to be more impressed by ehre

Lea
*here

Dalrint
So you suddenly had a live rabbit in your house?

duck bastard
lmao in my bathtub, yes

duck bastard
@trilies - [cat owner life] ....I have a cottontail ...

Lea
Imagine being that poor bunny.

Lea
This horrible monster picks you up, carries you over a fence and into this strange house, and somehow does it without breaking your little neck.

duck bastard
that bun had A Morning

cassandra
a story to tell the bun grandchildren