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[cat owner life] ....I have a cottontail rabbit child in my bathtub.
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so, last night. my grandmother went to use her computer as i was locking up for the night. and i was like... yeah she'll make sure taxi is in his room when she goes to bed, right??
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a naive and foolish view
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so after trying and failing to stay fully awake while writing at callie, i got up to use the bathroom, and turn on the light.
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Thought 1: oh god taxi's door is open has he come back is he still outside oh goddammit
Thought 2: ...oh! he's just sitting in my tub. that's a relief.
Thought 3: ....he only goes into my tub when he's caught something.there better not be gore and shit for me to clean up at 4 in the morning
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Thought 4: ....IS THAT A RABBIT
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it was a rabbit. somehow this asshole cat caught an actual rabbit child and managed to bring it all the way into my bathroom.
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taxi was just sitting there, watching this tiny rabbit child stay curled up in an attempt to Not Exist
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the rabbit... seems fine. definitely alive, breathing and blinking and scratching at my bathtub when i poked it about to see if there were any injuries. none that i could see or feel at any rate....
Guardian Bear J
Poor bunny...
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i think it's definitely a... juvenile? is that the right word? i would not call it a baby, but it's definitely not the size of an adult. i have seen the cottontails around here. they're Fat.
ღ zipper noises
that poor rabbit...
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anyway i'm keeping it in my tub until it's a little brighter. we have snakes and owls and shit. circle and life and all that, but, like.... listen i want to give this rabbit a fair chance.
Calliente
Taxi Cat runs a strange delivery service
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it already got caught by a bored feline asshole. it deserves this much.
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anyway in hindsight i should have used a towel but i was kind of caught off guard by a Fucking Rabbit In My Tub
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did wash my hands thoroughly after tho
Calliente
A cute bean...
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as a note, nep curiously sniffed at it with some vague interest, and vriska hissed at it like an idiot while keeping her distance
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IT'S JUST A LARGER MOUSE, MORON
Calliente
Do be careful handling it, James
Calliente
Rabies shots are a huge pain in the ass
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don't worry, like i said, in my tub now. gonna use a towel when releasing.
Calliente
Any access to gloves?
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i think we have some gardening gloves somewhere.... assuming they're still functional and not in pieces like i remember more than a few being
W(erewolf)ILF
OH.... yeah be careful :[ poor bun
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can you imagine being a cottontail rabbit, terrified of everything in the desert as you should be, and then some douchebag housecat kidnaps you into a house
Guardian Bear J
I mean...
Guardian Bear J
It's boonies Nevada.
Guardian Bear J
That's probably not even in the top five weirdest things it's seen in the past week.
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it's a child. it might still be naive.
Guardian Bear J
"Those people are going into a burrow without a roof and only leaving when the sun starts going down. Humans are crazy."
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also i left behind some water and greens to nibble on if it so chooses until the time comes for Release, so it should be fine.
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if it shits, well, my bathtub, so that should be fine
Sҽα Sιɾҽɳ
Poor baby ;;
Peil Wiggler
ohhhhhh CHILD 8(
Doctor Ansem
Huh. Rabbit child is cute
Doctor Ansem
But very cursed
Sҽα Sιɾҽɳ
In my experience, juvenile wild bunnies can get caught in the WEIRDEST places. I remember when the deck was being torn up, the construction guys came to me and were like "there's this rabbit in the middle of everything and he won't leave". I went out and scooped him up. Silly thing.
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lmao, buns, please....
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bun has been released
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bun also was able to clear the bathtub walls and poo around my bathroom but
thaneon
Poor bunny. It got abducted by cat
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hours later and i still can't believe that not only did taxi catch a rabbit, but he apparently carried it by the scruff of the neck into my bathtub, considering the unharmed state of it
E.S. Levi
Did he think it was a kitten...?
Usagi
its bc rabbits go limp :0
Usagi
taxi wouldve assumed it dead
duck bastard
yeah, he definitely would go super still when i checked on him (save for the time he jumped over my bathtub and raced behind the shower curtain when i opened the door)
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definitely very still in my hands, too
Usagi
yeah it's a defense mechanism
Usagi
and evidently a well functioning one !
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thank the rabbit god that cats are dumb
Kaysper
yeah, rabbits go tharn pretty easily and quickly. And apparently it works well for them!
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