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[lou2] Wii Sports Resort is the Sophie's Choice of video games
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my two cents on the "In an industry where everything is John Wick, The Last Of Us 2 is Schindler's List" thing, aside from the obvious takes
Quinneapolis
is that not only is LOU2 not Schindler's List
Quinneapolis
but I'm not sure there are that many AAA games that even reach the level of John Wick
Quinneapolis
like it's being used dismissively but John Wick is a really well-constructed great action movie
Rama
I thought TLOU2 sounded more like a bad Taken sequel
Quinneapolis
I haven't played it but I'm unconvinced that it's even John Wick
Rama
In a world where Neeson finally got out of his contract
Quinneapolis
also that tweet praised TLOU2 by calling it a "relentless emotional assault"
Quinneapolis
which, like, doesn't quite say High Art to me
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
but if feel bad game good
Quinneapolis
I don't want to be assaulted
Quinneapolis
Telltale TWD season 2 made me kill a dog I had just met
Quinneapolis
that didn't make it good
RobotApocalypse
everything i hear about TLOU2 just reminds me of how much i hated TWD s2 for being full of cheap emotional manipulation instead of just letting me play a game like the first one but about the sidekick girl character instead
Quinneapolis
what is it about post-apocalyptic edgy games where you play the younger female sidekick of the iconic male protagonist but now with 10x more suffering
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
tlou2 just sounds like yet another story mining brutality against and suffering of women (especially queer women) for the acclaim of cishet male creators lol
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
> female sidekick
you answered your own question
Quinneapolis
the girl sidekick always has to suffer a ton more
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
because if the protagonist is a girl it's not A Good Game unless she suffers a ludicrous amount
Quinneapolis
I ranted about this in someone else's plurk a while back but like
Gabiluzbad
We need more Bayonettas
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
and people will look at a game that says "fuck this girl's happiness in particular" and think wow! high art!
Quinneapolis
I didn't like the brutality of Tomb Raider Reboot exactly but I sort of... got it, at the time?
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
extra bad because it's like boy we're really doing this with a queer girl protagonist specifically huh
Quinneapolis
Because this is the origin story
Quinneapolis
of Lara Croft going through hell and emerging as a total badass
Quinneapolis
but then
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they made two more games
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where she keeps getting brutalized
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and nope, that's just what Neo Tomb Raider is about
Quinneapolis
Lara Croft being tortured
Gabiluzbad
She staggers out of the torture because she's STRONG
Gabiluzbad
STRONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE NEXT BOUT OF BEING TORTURED
Quinneapolis
god, Bayonetta is so fucking good
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
also like... man
RobotApocalypse
we definitely need more bayonettas
RobotApocalypse
just let me play a girl who's a fucking badass start to finish
Quinneapolis
there's a cutscene in Bayo 1 where she's fighting a tentacle monster thing and it grabs her by the ankle
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
i just can't separate the fact that lou2 is unending misery porn from the way it was created
Quinneapolis
and she just, like
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
and i'm like
Quinneapolis
does a backflip and shoots the tentacle 100 times
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
art really fucking does imitate life, huh
Quinneapolis
and the monster runs away, probably crying
Quinneapolis
she probably quips at it
RobotApocalypse
that's so good
Quinneapolis
Bayonetta is not here to suffer for your art
Quinneapolis
Jim Sterling suggests the Bobblehead Test for claiming to be high art
RobotApocalypse
it's not even bad to have suffering in your story. like, it's normal to have your hero suffer at their lowest point so that they can overcome it and come out on top at the end

but there is. a level at which it's normal in a narrative, and then there's TLOU2.
Quinneapolis
if you want to compare your game to Schindler's List
Quinneapolis
ask yourself if it would be as tasteless to sell Bobbleheads of your characters as it would be to sell Bobbleheads for Schindler's List
Gabiluzbad
that's a pretty good test
Quinneapolis
maybe funko pops to modernize it a bit
Quinneapolis
TLOU2 funk pops? sure
Quinneapolis
Schindler funko pop? what the fuck
RobotApocalypse
yeah that's a solid test
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
I'm trying to imagine a particularly tasteless video game funko pop
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
imagine a spec ops the line funko line
moontouched
spec ops the line special edition funko pop
moontouched
in White Phosphorous palette
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
jesus christ
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
there we go
moontouched
tell me that wouldn't happen
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
no listen u rite
moontouched
Maximum Tacky
Quinneapolis
anyway TLOU2's director complained about people making jokes about his game being compared to Schindler's List
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specifically to a game journalist
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who had just done a massive expose on developer abuse via crunch and overwork at naughty dog
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
i hope when the bubble inevitably pops and we get another market crash that naughty dog is one of the first companies to fucking die lmao
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
tlou2's director does a lot of complaining
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
anyway I can't wait for tlou2 to win a million awards because it's oscar bait the game
Quinneapolis
because of how safe the AAA industry needs to keep games in order for them to turn profits at their development cost
Quinneapolis
the best any AAA game can hope for is to be the equivalent of a really good hollywood blockbuster
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high art isn't going to come from there because it's too commercially constrained
Quinneapolis
if you want to find challenging, powerful art, look the same place you find it elsewhere
Quinneapolis
outside of the billion-dollar studios
Quinneapolis
where the budgets and stakes are lower so people can take actual risks
RobotApocalypse
TLOU2 is like they went "we're not going to play it safe, we're gonna be edgy and take the risks!" but then didn't actually understand what it means to do that
RobotApocalypse
and instead of trying to appeal to everyone, they tried to appeal to no one instead
Quinneapolis
and yeah, as has been called out
Quinneapolis
doubling down on the misery porn at the same time that you switch to a lesbian protagonist is
Quinneapolis
not a good look
Quinneapolis
what's the opposite of a good look. do we have a word for that
Quinneapolis
a bad look, that's it
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
a real bad look
moontouched
also it's really awkward that when the story was about joel, it's like "protect your new daughter at all costs"
moontouched
and with ellie it's like "actually violence fueled revenge is bad and should make you feel bad"
moontouched
like, uh,
moontouched
maybe examine that bit a little more
Quinneapolis
you don't need to torture your protagonist brutally in painstaking detail for hours to establish that violent revenge is bad
Quinneapolis
you can do it in, as a random example, a 70s cartoon about sheep
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
also like
moontouched
god ringing bell was good
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
interesting how the "revenge is bad actually" stories are always ones about female protagonists
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
male protagonists get to have unexamined revenge power fantasies
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
LIKE NOT TO KEEP COMING BACK TO "IT'S THE MISOGYNY, BABES" BUT
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
y e a h
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
yeah it's telling huh
moontouched
yeahhhhhhhh
moontouched
i was like "hm, suddenly revenge is bad when it's a female protagonist"

"i see,"
moontouched
NOT A GREAT LOOK
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
male protagonist: kills five million people in a quest for revenge
narrative: beautiful! bold! love it! you're doing amazing!
female protagonist: does the same
narrative: ummmm, actually sweetie, maybe you should just calm down? ~lol violence isn't the answer~
Quinneapolis
Druckmann: "We need to rethink what critical discussion of the video game industry looks like"
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Journalists: "OK. Let's talk about your sexual harassment allegations and how you're making your devs watch videos of actual dismemberments for hours and giving them literal PTSD"
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Druckmann: "no not like that"
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https://images.plurk.com/4SZX1fwLk3zTznp9MgBl2f.png oh hey they already failed the funkopop test
Quinneapolis
Naughty Dog: "TLOU2 is a bold, emotional story about how violence isn't something to be celebrated, it's a horrifying cycle of death and pain that destroys everyone it touches"
moontouched
anyway here's an ellie funkopop
Quinneapolis
Also Naughty Dog: "Preorder TLOU2 now to get free ammo capacity upgrades for Ellie"
oh i'm scary
I didn't much care for TLOU and there's absolutely a huge misogynistic component to TLOU2's weirdness but I do feel obligated to say, the original was definitely not pro-Joel on the violence thing
Quinneapolis
yeah I remembered it being pretty anti-joel from what i've read
oh i'm scary
like "PROTECT MY DAUGHTER" is his perspective but by the end of the game he's slaughtering tons of people who are trying to save the world because of it
oh i'm scary
it's still kind of broken to do Violence is Bad in the form of a AAA action game but it is a consistent thing they did with him too
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
spec ops the line is the only valid video game
Quinneapolis
spec ops the line hates you and wants you to know it
moontouched
murkrows OK THAT'S AT LEAST...NOT AS BAD it's been a while since i've watched a playthrough of tlous
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
I'd be more forgiving on the it's not on joel's side thing if doing all of the violence didn't just like
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
come with zero consequences
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
like funny how joel doesn't get hit with a truckload of suffering for it and doesn't get the game going HEY REVENGE BAD at full volume
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
it's just like
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
Vaguely Bittersweet
Niamh Vibes
Spec Ops works at least because there’s a point to the misery
Niamh Vibes
It gets mad at you for choices it forced on you, but that’s to put you in a headspace
NekoInc, MSPM
Basically, Fuck Neil Druckmann, rebuild Naughty Dog, and hopefully the new Crash Bandicoot is good.
NekoInc, MSPM
I would love it if Crash 4 outsold TLOU2
Niamh Vibes
The mindset of its protagonist
Niamh Vibes
TLOU2 doesn’t work like that
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
spec ops is also a commentary on the glorification of warfare and war crimes in video games
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
lou2 is oscar bait
Quinneapolis
know what was funnier than this masterpiece high art talk about TLOU2?
Quinneapolis
the exact same discussion around Heavy Rain when it came out
RobotApocalypse
I guess games really are art, because blockbuster games are now being made as obvious oscar bait
RobotApocalypse
i mean that's why we classify movies as art, right? that's how an industry knows it's Made It
RobotApocalypse
and yeah the reason the constant suffering of Spec Ops works is because it's all in service of answering the question that the game is asking at its core: what kind of person do you have to be to be the protagonist of a Call of Duty-alike?
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
spec ops the line and drakengard are the same game, actually
RobotApocalypse
you're not wrong
RobotApocalypse
i hear they're both miserable to play gameplay-wise too
RobotApocalypse
with TLOU2 it seems like the game's core question is trying to be "is revenge worth it?" but instead of asking the question and then presenting its case, it just goes "no. why would you ever think otherwise, idiot?"
RobotApocalypse
except it also doesn't seem like it ever stops to ask if the antagonist's revenge was worth it, even though you play as her for half the game watching Ellie kill all her friends, so like
RobotApocalypse
what's your message here, naughty dog?
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
the message here is fuck ellie's happiness specifically
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