Vehrec
Diego the 100-year-old tortoise whose astonishing sex drive saw him save his species by fathering 800 babies has retired in his native Galapagos island.
Vehrec
He's the direct father to 34% of his species now.
Gabiluzbad
unrivaled acts of fertility
Rogal Dorn
Diego fucks
ShootingXC
go diego go
Vehrec
Diego will presumably continue to fuck, even as he 'retires' to his native island, as 100 years old isn't that old for a giant tortoise
Vehrec
and he's been at it since 1977, when he was found in the San Diego Zoo, presumably without any other members of his species since he had been collected in the 1930s
Vehrec
So Diego's Life is like:
Vehrec
????-1930: Unknown amounts of fucking, decline of his species in general due to fishermen eating them.
Vehrec
1930-1977: Enforced Zoo Celibacy.
1977-2020: Big Daddy Tortise.
Vehrec
to be fair, he was one of only three male tortoises of his species left!
Vehrec
and another one, E5 fucked even More but was a bit more...circumspect about it.
Vehrec
Diego is apparently LOUD.
oh i'm scary
move over Genghis
dragon time
I guess with three 34% is a little above average
dragon time
How many tortoise do you get in a litter
dragon time
2-20
dragon time
Diego has fucked somewhere between 40 and 400 times
dragon time
Math
Vehrec
diego has in fact, got grandkids now, which complicates things
Vehrec
he had fathered 42% of the released tortoises.
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