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[spider tales, no pictures]

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so before i leave work, i go to use the bathroom, because it's an hour drive and something about carpool's truck does something to my bladder

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i go in, sit down, look down....

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there is. a tiny little flower spider. on my sleeve.

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you know those pale colorful spiders? it was one of them

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and i'm just

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"ffffffffffffuck how am i going to use the bathroom like this"

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(the answer is: i don't. spider friend does not allow me to go.)

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eventually, practically juggling this spider between my hands, i somehow manage to get my pants up, somehow get out the door while multiple times guiding spider drop from hand to hand, and get outside

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but i really would have appreciated myself if i'd noticed spider somehow on my sleeve beforehand

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i don't know how they got there???? i've been in an office all day?????

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spider friend "yes hello human, i'm lost, how do i get outside, help :c"

thaneon
Spider friend: You are going a good job. I am cheering you on

Kaysper
just googled flower spider and


Kaysper
SO PRETTY

duck bastard
yeah, this one kept whirling around and making little displays with their front legs

Calliente
You really had a wildlife day

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aww