[spider tales, no pictures]

so before i leave work, i go to use the bathroom, because it's an hour drive and something about carpool's truck does something to my bladder

i go in, sit down, look down....

there is. a tiny little flower spider. on my sleeve.

you know those pale colorful spiders? it was one of them

and i'm just

"ffffffffffffuck how am i going to use the bathroom like this"

(the answer is: i don't. spider friend does not allow me to go.)

eventually, practically juggling this spider between my hands, i somehow manage to get my pants up, somehow get out the door while multiple times guiding spider drop from hand to hand, and get outside

but i really would have appreciated myself if i'd noticed spider somehow on my sleeve beforehand

i don't know how they got there???? i've been in an office all day?????

spider friend "yes hello human, i'm lost, how do i get outside, help :c"

Spider friend: You are going a good job. I am cheering you on

just googled flower spider and

SO PRETTY

yeah, this one kept whirling around and making little displays with their front legs

You really had a wildlife day

aww