p/nvdxw3

@anonymous

偷偷說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:16 AM

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:41 AM

6680

4874

下樓倒垃圾
外面正下著大雨，但我忘了帶傘，但心想無所謂正想淋雨過去...
在騎樓旁邊的一對父母正在勸自己看似只有3歲的兒子別把頭伸出去給雨淋
兒子天真的問：『為什麼？為什麼不可以淋雨？為什麼？』
媽媽：『因為會感冒！』
兒子：『感冒？感冒又不會怎樣.....』
孩子邊問邊伸手去接落下的雨點，似乎是這種邊緣試探的態度讓他爸爸不太爽了
爸爸接著用比較重的語氣說：『淋雨會感冒！感冒會死掉啦！』
但這時我剛好踏出騎樓被雨淋......
所以那對父母包括兒子就直勾勾的看著我.....
......我能怎麼辦？我要倒垃圾啊.....回去拿傘也太麻煩了，而且我已經淋到雨了，所以我就對著那個小弟弟說..... 『沒事喔，因為叔叔已經死了』然後小弟弟就開始尖叫大哭.... 他媽用看瘋子的表情看我，他爸緊咬嘴唇憋笑.....

eagle7454

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:17 AM

leek8382

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:17 AM

mango9662

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:17 AM

lizard7359

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:17 AM

噗主好壞

cat4572

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

叔叔wwww

ramen810

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

uranus3284

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

pizza8587

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

alien433

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

falcon5366

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

好過分www

sun7261

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

walrus6214

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

笑死

magpie6053

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

udon2284

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:18 AM

會變成孩子的心理陰影的XDDDD

frog1142

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:19 AM

噗主

sushi3381

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:19 AM

coke4761

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:20 AM

wwwww

jaguar4135

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:20 AM

uranus7391

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:20 AM

壞

camel1088

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:20 AM

不要嚇小孩啦wwwwwwwww

gemini1142

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:20 AM

直接變成現成的通靈教材（x

banana5864

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:20 AM

「小弟弟你......看得到我?」

gemini8250

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:21 AM

olive2267

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:21 AM

好好笑救命wwwww

king9334

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:21 AM

壞

puff456

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:21 AM

噗主阿

lamb8053

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:21 AM

squid3066

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:22 AM

這是個良好的震撼教育
幹的好

monkey7004

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:23 AM

taco1159

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:24 AM

隊形跟上

tuna9225

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:25 AM

turtle7261

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:26 AM

ox1363

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:28 AM

跟上wwwww

雖然認真想說，就算淋到雨，趕快擦乾+別吹到冷風就可以了wwww

pony3899

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:28 AM

再亂騙小孩啊wwww

baboon8168

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:28 AM

gemini8027

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:29 AM

sheep4174

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:29 AM

jay5119

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:29 AM

爸爸夠幽默w

tofu9046

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:31 AM

倒

kitty9124

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:32 AM

shrimp6306

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:33 AM

finch5425

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:35 AM

newt1096

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:35 AM

噗主wwwww

witch3395

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:35 AM

噗主

clam580

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:37 AM

誰叫爸爸起因要先說會死掉~~噗主辛苦了

giant1765

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:37 AM

噗主好配合

honey2737

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:37 AM

fairy6882

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:38 AM

sushi4652

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:39 AM

噗主

lord2769

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:39 AM

爸爸wwwwwwww

koala4791

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:40 AM

pasta6258

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:40 AM

camel4398

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:42 AM

muffin7249

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:43 AM

coral8400

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:44 AM

snake6263

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:46 AM

melon9560

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:46 AM

太過震撼教育,噗主100分

nut9574

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:47 AM

噗主好壞wwwwwww

star3618

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:47 AM

scone215

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:48 AM

求小孩的心理陰影面積

toast9176

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:49 AM

笑死wwwwXDDDD

peanut9497

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:51 AM

star3084

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:51 AM

小捧友看到現場版恐怖片

pony6658

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:52 AM

cookie5284

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:54 AM

爸爸偷笑wwwwwwww
但是老婆不會罵噗主，會罵爸爸亂講話

moon6015

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:56 AM

moon3691

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:56 AM

已經死掉了wwwwww

pamelo3988

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:56 AM

怕爆WWWWWW

butter2763

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:57 AM

falcon4679

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:57 AM

otter7553

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:57 AM

超派但是

frog9451

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:58 AM

弟弟真的不敢淋雨了

toast9981

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:59 AM

turtle8973

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:59 AM

傑出的路人叔叔

litchi5773

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:59 AM

prawn341

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 8:59 AM

會有心理陰影啦

pita1895

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:00 AM

噗主有夠機車欸

burger9943

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:01 AM

這噗直接出現在河道上

curry2395

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:01 AM

hawk3814

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:01 AM

你們是set好的吧 set 100

bagel815

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:02 AM

~~（我是隊形破壞者）~~

curry2395

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:02 AM

hawk3814: 卡卡壓苦

ಠ_ಠ

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:02 AM

burger9943: 因為我是你好朋友

burger2674

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:02 AM

otter2159

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:03 AM

他爸爸大概會感謝你w

lizard7724

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:03 AM

因為河道的更新未讀功能，害我知道發文的人是誰

ham1174

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:03 AM

感冒真的會死掉啦，不過是在古代(

moose3170

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:04 AM

scone6748

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:04 AM

ಠ_ಠ

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:04 AM

lizard7724: 本來是想以個人發的，但想想有點白癡過頭用偷偷說好

mochi7318

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:05 AM

笑死www
謝謝你在這個沈悶的下雨天分享快樂

dwarf6043

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:06 AM

seal1260

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:06 AM

garlic4175

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:06 AM

wine5765

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:06 AM

論弟弟的心理陰影大小...

prince1397

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:07 AM

很想知道之後要怎麼安慰那個小弟弟

rabbit3892

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:07 AM

cobra7209

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:07 AM

spider8390

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:08 AM

噗主可愛

ಠ_ಠ

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:08 AM

prince1397: 其實我剛剛想到......我跟那小弟好像是住同一社區.....這下好了，每天見鬼

turkey86

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:09 AM

笑到水噴出來

tiger5862

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:09 AM

小弟弟可能見一次哭一次

gemini2844

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:09 AM

每天見鬼

gnu9888

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:10 AM

玩小孩就是這麼好玩~

pamelo3988

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:10 AM

糟了是地縛靈WWW

venus140

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:10 AM

欸，等等，不是，那個把拔沒考慮跟馬麻解釋一下嗎

venus140

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:11 AM

把拔完全GET到噗主在配合他，也是太強

coral7691

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:11 AM

叔叔好壞

shrimp2365

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:11 AM

olive9867

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:12 AM

onion5380

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:12 AM

幹很過分

但是很不錯

hotdog8519

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:13 AM

笑死

worm5911

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:13 AM

這小孩長大後應該就知道爸爸在騙他了吧

carrot1955

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:15 AM

cashew8524

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:15 AM

sugar9106

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:15 AM

你這樣會在他心裡留下陰影啦XD
20年後他就出一本恐怖小說:雨中的叔叔

tiger4982

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:16 AM

爸爸別顧著笑

tiger5862

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:16 AM

是說那個媽媽會不會不高興

kudu4398

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:16 AM

cake7132

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:16 AM

小弟弟真的會有陰影啦(笑死

jay5696

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:16 AM

噗主這個能不能寫成梗啊XDDDD

gnu6131

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:16 AM

好壞喔

muffin984

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:17 AM

爸爸和叔叔都沒騙他啊,人出了社會,心就死了,還沒死的社會新鮮人,也在死的路上了...

mousse1943

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:17 AM

lark3047

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:18 AM

sugar9106: 雨中的叔叔

frog1855

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:18 AM

carrot7462

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:18 AM

一天份的快樂

lime5471

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:19 AM

說個我已經感冒了也比較好啊

hawk3814

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:20 AM

活在每天見鬼的世界

mint8364

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:20 AM

噗主反應也太快

soda3232

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:20 AM

叔叔

bear4983

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:20 AM

donkey2411

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:20 AM

sesame4527

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:20 AM

whisky2073

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:21 AM

swan2049

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:21 AM

壞

butter3766

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:22 AM

噗主太可愛了XDD

turkey2618

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:22 AM

cherry5859

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:22 AM

小朋友會有陰影啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

magpie366

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:22 AM

太壞了

garlic3444

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:22 AM

我家都說「淋雨會禿頭」欸XDDD
而我爸剛好是個禿頭…所以……

oyster7071

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:23 AM

弟弟:叔叔好可憐死了都還得倒垃圾

plum1003

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:23 AM

求弟弟心理陰影面積

toro572

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:24 AM

超壞

gemini2934

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:24 AM

mule8511

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:24 AM

快笑死哈哈哈哈哈

prince5341

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:24 AM

太會ㄌ

turtle3203

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:25 AM

sushi8962

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:25 AM

beer7607

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:25 AM

oreo3258

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:26 AM

whale3969

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:26 AM

sheep8682

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:26 AM

plum1375

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:26 AM

finch1969

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:26 AM

carrot2804

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:27 AM

fig1019

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:27 AM

叔叔你很母湯喔

ginger983

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:27 AM

噗主已死有事燒紙

milk8774

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:27 AM

母湯安捏啊XDDD

shabu3390

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:28 AM

pisces4857

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:28 AM

pea9436

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:28 AM

靠腰哈哈哈哈哈哈

uranus2711

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:29 AM

nori2160

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:29 AM

小錯字，下樓『倒』垃圾
是說雖然很好笑可是我覺得當事小朋友真的會被嚇壞.......

cream1749

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:30 AM

求小弟弟心理陰影面積www

banana502

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:30 AM

哈哈哈哈哈

噗主反應好快
弟弟應該真的不敢淋雨了

ape9477

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:31 AM

喔天

lion2951

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:31 AM

saturn3028

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:31 AM

magpie7514: 笑話講出來讓人笑沒啥問題啊，會不會讀空氣啊，低能卡來的？

crane8804

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:32 AM

magpie7514: 不喜歡可以別看

egg8263

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:32 AM

cod600

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:32 AM

magpie7514: 滾

falcon3881

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:32 AM

magpie7514: 你可能比低能卡還低能

cod3834

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:32 AM

小朋友以後長大，上網就會po文
「雖然現在已經不信了啦，但我他媽小時候一直以為被雨淋到會死，那時候就有個正在淋雨的叔叔跟我說他死了

」

mule1797

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:32 AM

雨中的叔叔wwww

worm6670

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:33 AM

lion2951

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:34 AM

magpie好兇啊

crab3793

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:34 AM

magpie7514: 你都不知道現實比小說更離奇嗎

soda8993

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:34 AM

pasta4301

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:34 AM

plum1003

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:34 AM

magpie7514: 以為噗浪的旅人都跟低能卡一樣嗎WWWWWWW

walrus4945

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:34 AM

感覺把拔完全就看好戲(欸

walrus4945

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:35 AM

magpie7514: 回你的低能卡看幻想文啦w

pear8484

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:35 AM

tofu4297

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:35 AM

egg9901

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:35 AM

題外話，三歲應該還不理解死掉的概念啦

rat158

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:36 AM

magpie7514: 你是那邊出貨的？

egg9694

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:36 AM

tako6726

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:36 AM

我的天wwwwwww

fig1019

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:37 AM

magpie7514:

cafe2015

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:38 AM

15年後換小弟弟去靈異版發文

curry5863

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:38 AM

fish9585

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:39 AM

噗主

goji3920

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:40 AM

soba8306

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:40 AM

先預約marvel板

bat8064

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:41 AM

笑爆

cashew7768

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:41 AM

shake1990

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:42 AM

bread9900

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:42 AM

saturn2732

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:42 AM

wizard3090

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:42 AM

超好奇媽媽要怎麼安慰小男孩

bbq8197

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:42 AM

dove3009

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:42 AM

笑死我

lion6240

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:43 AM

求小孩的心理陰影面積

bison5268

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:43 AM

太壞

goose656

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:44 AM

座布団10枚wwwwww

tomato1031

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:45 AM

ಠ_ಠ

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:45 AM

我剛剛在想.....我是不是無意間把自己殺了

shark7107

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:46 AM

噗主

bull4361

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:46 AM

guava2497

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:46 AM

噗主啊

vodka3144

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:47 AM

sake2223

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:47 AM

小朋友嚇死了

soup5804

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:47 AM

saturn8074

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:47 AM

為什麼要這樣啦

lime4149

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:48 AM

快笑死

miso348

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:48 AM

噗主跟小朋友一家都很可愛

solar3935

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:48 AM

恭喜噗主存在孩子的通靈回憶了

turtle260

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:49 AM

pony6201

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:50 AM

好壞wwww

worm5135

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:51 AM

幹的好

solar3135

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:51 AM

muffin8625

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:51 AM

cafe7852

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:52 AM

J個臨機應變，很棒

pepper494

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:52 AM

leek8481

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:53 AM

rabbit5146

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:54 AM

python403

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:54 AM

噗主你是BT嗎wwwww

peach3893

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:54 AM

berry1626

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:54 AM

lord3782

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:54 AM

dwarf5916

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:54 AM

ape7782

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:55 AM

magpie7514: 這有什麼好幻想的很日常啊

lynx6788

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:55 AM

donut1879

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:55 AM

pisces461

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:55 AM

rum8090

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:55 AM

别亂嚇小孩啦

duck8258

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:56 AM

感覺２０年後會出現這個小弟弟抱怨當初被叔叔騙的噗

pepper8975

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:56 AM

lord5752

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:56 AM

救命

earth2444

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:56 AM

lark1638

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:56 AM

pitaya5554

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:57 AM

mink123

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:57 AM

donkey619

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:57 AM

fox4658

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:57 AM

olive2949

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:57 AM

出乎意料的回答XD

magpie913

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:57 AM

等噗主哪天再遇小朋友的後續

donut6038

說

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 9:59 AM

cobra4230

Sun, Jun 14, 2020 10:00 AM