p/nugpfb

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:13 PM

Grandmaster: I have an idea.
Hux: What.
GM: We should get ~married~!
Hux: .....What.

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:13 PM

this thread is just

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:13 PM

I don't know.

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:13 PM

But I love it

poliorketes

@poliorketes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:17 PM

this is a wild ride

Dick Whinnyman

@smugfrog

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:18 PM

THERE ARE STUDIES

Themme Fatale

@conwaysmells

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:21 PM

You'd be marrying rich, hux!

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:23 PM

he didn't want to ever BE RICH

Themme Fatale

@conwaysmells

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:26 PM

Oh fuck me I'm sorry I'm putting my eastenders yelling in the wrong place

Themme Fatale

@conwaysmells

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:27 PM

I am actually getting old and becoming a nana re: internet use

jenn

@victoryfanfare

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:28 PM

LMAO

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:37 PM

But it can take care of so many things for you!

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:39 PM

how

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:39 PM

how could this solve anything

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:40 PM

You don't understand how much having someone pay for everything you need can do away with barriers to things that you want to spend more time on.

Themme Fatale

@conwaysmells

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:41 PM

let him fix it

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:41 PM

plus we get to throw a party where everyone has to pay attention to us as little or as much as we want them to and give us presents.

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:42 PM

also sometimes there's a duel to the death but that's what you pick best men and bridesmaids for

Bifrostbbsitter

@Bifrostdefender

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:43 PM

Love your Hux, and whoever writes for the Grandmaster is fantastic. I can actually hear Jeff Goldblum's voice in my head as I read that.

Dick Whinnyman

@smugfrog

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:44 PM

AND you can't be forced to testify against each other in court

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:46 PM

Bifrostbbsitter : <3

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:46 PM

Jaq : look it's not out of the question, he was acting second of a head of state for a while so probably had to consider these kinds of things carefully

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:47 PM

but he's happy where he is!

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:47 PM

But you could be happier

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:53 PM

everyone could always be happier but he didn't really picture himself ever being married!

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 12:56 PM

Well given your apparent assumptions about being married involve doing the accounting maybe it's because you've been picturing it wrong

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 1:07 PM

why else would you marry except to get a partner to manage your household.

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 1:13 PM

because party. And because they make you happy.

skipthedemon

@skipthedemon

Thu, May 28, 2020 1:13 PM

amazing

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 1:14 PM

The Grandmaster is millions of years old and has probably forgotten how many times he's been married. It is a super temporal thing for him but nice while it lasts.

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 1:15 PM

though by that token he also probably mixes up the words "divorced" and "widowed" a lot

fiercebadrabbit

@fiercebadrabbit

Thu, May 28, 2020 1:52 PM

Bodhi is gonna fall off his chair he's repressing so much laughter

fiercebadrabbit

@fiercebadrabbit

Thu, May 28, 2020 1:52 PM

He will be referring to the grandmaster as Hux's fiance from now until it stops being funny, so forever

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 1:54 PM

Since the Grandmaster will not have forgotten this in the morning, he will go along with it

Jaq

@ImpureTale

Thu, May 28, 2020 1:54 PM

happily

LiberBEARian

@cannibalherpes

Thu, May 28, 2020 2:11 PM

Hux is going to sink into the floor during periodic cases of embarrassment

fiercebadrabbit

@fiercebadrabbit

Thu, May 28, 2020 2:20 PM

It'll vary moment to moment whether he takes a dramatic approach or, "Oh, hi, I'll tell him you're here--Hux, are you eloping today? Do you need me to finish the laundry?"