This is a convention friend of mine. The "victim" deserved what she got on this one.

Well my inner asshole just came out today in public,...

Stupid Paste is 503'ing on me.

Here's the transcription

Well my inner asshole came out today in public, in and among the Mundanes/Muggles today.

I was being the good citizen and wearing my cloth mask in public. As I was trying to exit a national brand grocery chain, a lady, unmasked BTW, was trying to play Led Zeppelin and go in through the iut door.

out door

She was stopped by the door checker and told this is an exit only, she had to go to the other door to enter. (They have a cue thing set up.)

She WENT OFF! I guess because I was blocking the way and had a mask on she thought I would make a good target for her

She got right in my face and said that mask won't protect you.

The grin formed on my face under the mask, and the little devil on my left shoulder said, "Do it!"

The angel on my right shoulder said, "WAIT, I need popcorn."

I took off my mask, still in her face, and said, "Since you don't give a fuck, I am wearing it to protect YOU. I have been exposed to the virus and tested positive. (Bullshit lie from me)

Now you are. Enjoy the brain tickle through you nose."

She screamed, covered her face, and ran to her car cussing me.

I turned to the door checker and said I was BSing her. I don't have it.

She was in tears laughing.

Hey, she started it. {End transcription}

The original author of that post was Joe "JoeDog" McKeel, a long time convention friend of mine, who runs Hallowcon, has multiple health issues, and is in possession of a wickedly evil sense of humor and the decades in fandom to back ut up.

of course, it was pointed out to him in the FB comments that was a good way to get shot. He's local to north Georgia/southeast Tennessee.

still, everyone commenting said they loved it

Anything's a good way to get shot nowadays.