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snicker


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why does this make me laugh

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WHY

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The Flash Batman amuses me apparently

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lucyplays

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.....yes, bruce what ARE you doing


Exacerangutan
obviously if you tie a flash to your car your car becomes the flash

Exacerangutan
because sure why not

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Exacerangutan
: No no, see

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you tie the flash to your car, then you "drive and YOU become the flash

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duh

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/googles what it actually is

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"Batman took out all of the Flash's Rogues and confiscated their weapons to use against the Flash in a fight for his powers.[1] After Bruce bested Barry, Batman drove the two of them into the Speed Force using his Batmobile merged with the Cosmic Treadmill - absorbing the Flash and his powers.

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When Batman returned from the Speed Force, he donned a new costume and became "Batman: The Red Death" and began murdering members of his own rogues gallery in Gotham, despite the voice of Barry Allen acting as a sort of Jiminy Cricket." ....as one does.

Exacerangutan
sure why not

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....why not just call yourself The Red Death

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why the whole "Batman COLON the Red Death"

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Bruce why are you so extra

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Bruce Wayne (Earth -52) | DC Database | Fandom
literally every word of this makes me go 'uh huh. uh huh. right. uh huh....

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Bryce Wayne (Earth -11) | DC Database | Fandom
.....all riight

Exacerangutan
yeah p much