DC snicker

why does this make me laugh

WHY

The Flash Batman amuses me apparently

lucyplays

.....yes, bruce what ARE you doing

obviously if you tie a flash to your car your car becomes the flash

because sure why not

Exacerangutan : No no, see

you tie the flash to your car, then you "drive and YOU become the flash

duh

/googles what it actually is

"Batman took out all of the Flash's Rogues and confiscated their weapons to use against the Flash in a fight for his powers.[1] After Bruce bested Barry, Batman drove the two of them into the Speed Force using his Batmobile merged with the Cosmic Treadmill - absorbing the Flash and his powers.

When Batman returned from the Speed Force, he donned a new costume and became "Batman: The Red Death" and began murdering members of his own rogues gallery in Gotham, despite the voice of Barry Allen acting as a sort of Jiminy Cricket." ....as one does.

sure why not

....why not just call yourself The Red Death

why the whole "Batman COLON the Red Death"

Bruce why are you so extra

Bruce Wayne (Earth -52) | DC Database | Fandom

literally every word of this makes me go 'uh huh. uh huh. right. uh huh....

Bryce Wayne (Earth -11) | DC Database | Fandom

.....all riight

yeah p much