TURNIPS ARE 567 ON MY ISLAND DONT ASK ME HOW I DONT KNOW

I was seriously time travelling like a crazy person to push someone out so I could get Bob from takozu

And I went so many

Many Many months

A lot of months

And then I came back to actual time and was laughingly checking my turnip prices and then they were 567

But I got bob and he's wandering around somewhere in a cute yellow raincoat