So, spouse recommended I keep a food diary for a few days and just write down everything I put in my mouth...

So i archly asked him 'Everything?' and he about choked on his dinner.

I was gonna say... there's some scope there

Kalli 4220/5000 : I know, right?

Totally!

Mine would be "cat hair, cat hair, fringe, cat hair"

Well played.

Is ‘Dick’ protein, or just comes out of it? Asking for a friend...

Natalie 🌈 : laughs