
Quinneapolis
[DD] The Drowned Crew seems kind of... I dunno, unkillable?

Quinneapolis
It summons a guy with massive dodge or proc every turn who immediately gives my front guy a status that makes the boss heal 32 health per round

Quinneapolis
how the fuck do I fight that

Quinneapolis
it's just sitting comfortably at max health at the end of every turn

Quinneapolis
it takes me like three turns to kill one anchorman and it takes it half a turn to summon it back and as long as it's up not only is the boss unkillable but all previous damage to it is IMMEDIATELY undone

Quinneapolis
and then my vestal hit deaths bloor and got bleed at the same time and died instantly

Quinneapolis
fuck this fucking impossible fight

Quinneapolis
oh and if I run away then my man at arms will die because he's immobilized

Quinneapolis
am I about to lose my entire best team

Quinneapolis
okay made it out with only one death

Quinneapolis
jesus CHRIST

Quinneapolis
I have no idea how to fight that boss

Quinneapolis
and I get home only to IMMEDIATELY face a Vvulf attack

Quinneapolis
Gillain has an untenable new negative condition, a new disease, AND 90 stress, so I guess I don't have an arbalest for the next week

Quinneapolis
oh and I lost all my healing buff trinkets

Princess Emily
this game seems uhhh brutal

Quinneapolis
IT IS

Quinneapolis
holy christ


Quinneapolis
all four party members saw death's door

Quinneapolis
but Vvulf is fucking dead

Quinneapolis
OK what I need for the Drowned Crew is a melee-oriented party

Quinneapolis
I couldn't kill the Anchormen because half my DPS was from Snipe

Quinneapolis
lesse

Quinneapolis
a Highwayman would be good, for Point Blank Shot

Quinneapolis
hellion or leper for frontline

Quinneapolis
houndmaster, perhaps? they can do frontline damage from back rows

Quinneapolis
dunno what bleed resist looks like on the boss

Quinneapolis
105%

Quinneapolis
so not houndmaster

Quinneapolis
but Blight resist is only 65%

Quinneapolis
maybe a plague doctor? who else has good blight damage

Quinneapolis
...actually the party I'm using RIGHT NOW could be good for it

Quinneapolis
Leper, Highwayman, Grave Robber, Vestal

EsperBot
FYI, the darkest dungeon wiki page for each boss has a pretty good strategy section detailing good parties for fighting that boss

Quinneapolis
I wanna see if I can figure it out on my own first

EsperBot
Sure, just...that's a really good resource that's there if you get genuinely stuck.

Quinneapolis
I'm running low on shit to spend gold on

Quinneapolis
good heroes all maxed guild/blacksmith upgrades

Quinneapolis
DROWNED CREW TAKE 2

Quinneapolis
annnnd

Quinneapolis
I am putting ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of my MELEE SPEC TEAM

Quinneapolis
into fighting the fucking anchormen

Quinneapolis
and the boss is still permanently at 100% health

Quinneapolis
this is impossible

Quinneapolis
I killed it and got ONE ATTACK in before it got re-summoned

Quinneapolis
I could empty the store of bandages and it wouldn't be enough because he's inflicting massive bleed every fucking turn

Quinneapolis
why... is the anchorman suddenly healed back to full HP

Quinneapolis
I did it 10 damage and it's back at full later in the same round

Quinneapolis
this fight makes no fucking sense and I hate it

Quinneapolis
"bring a powerful frontliner so that he can tank the anchors" every single turn he's dragged my vestal to the front of formation so that she can't heal

Quinneapolis
and by the time I get her back we're all almost dead again

Quinneapolis
apparently lepers can only self-heal in the front two positions for some nonsensical reason

Quinneapolis
this is a nightmare

Quinneapolis
and I'm in hell

Quinneapolis
oh look the boss is recovering 30 HP per turn again

Quinneapolis
highwayman is useless because when he gets locked in the front he can't attack the boss

Quinneapolis
I can't keep my leper in the front two slots for half a turn so he's ALSO useless

Quinneapolis
healer keeps getting dragged to the front so she's useless

Quinneapolis
my entire team is useless

Quinneapolis
and now my grave robber is locked in the one position where she can't blight the boss

Quinneapolis
this is the worst thing in the entire game

Quinneapolis
and then I got one bad turn and the boss healed all the damage I did

Quinneapolis
I give up

Quinneapolis
time to break free so I can flee in defeat again

Quinneapolis
Wiki says the highwayman "breaks" this fight because he can do point blank shot while locked

Quinneapolis
to do... 10 damage, out of the anchorman's 29 health

Quinneapolis
meaning the boss will only gain about three trillion health before I can deal with the anchorman

Quinneapolis
update: boss back at hull health

Quinneapolis
escaped in defeat again

Quinneapolis
I 100% don't understand how this fight is possible even reading the wiki

Quinneapolis
all of its advice is basically what I was doing and I was 1000% outclassed with my max-upgraded max-level carefully-selected team

Quinneapolis
then anchorman has 50% prot until it hooks someone, so trying to focus it down before it starts healing the boss is useless

Quinneapolis
the boss has 50% prot after the anchorman hooks someone, so trying to ignore the anchorman and focus the boss is useless

Quinneapolis
blazingfool
Gabiluzbad
I need the biggest possible strategy guns how is this boss even in the same universe as possible to beat

Quinneapolis
I brought everything I could possibly think of against it and was effortlessly flattened, retreating barely alive with two people afflicted and the boss at full health

Quinneapolis
I am aware that I got tilted, I've stopped playing for now

Gabiluzbad
I dunno man

Quinneapolis
but what the fuck was that

Gabiluzbad
Plague doctor is god tier in the Cove

Gabiluzbad
One gag strategy I’ve heard is that If you can get their move resist low enough that you can get the anchorman behind the boss

Gabiluzbad
The AI can’t deal with it

Quinneapolis
I'm not aware offhand of any ways to lower move resist

Gabiluzbad
But I’ve never done it

Quinneapolis
also it has 245% move resist

Quinneapolis
so that seems iffy

Gabiluzbad
Yeah it requires shenanigans

Quinneapolis
OK reading more into things

Gabiluzbad
Hmm what else

Quinneapolis
Anchorman heals to full when it hooks someone

Quinneapolis
so ignore it until it grabs someone

Gabiluzbad
Oh that important yeah

Quinneapolis
and it takes no turns while it has someone pinned

Quinneapolis
so it's immune to bleed/blight

Gabiluzbad
The anchorman is functionally invincible u til he grabs someone

Gabiluzbad
And the boss gets big defense buffs while someone is grabbed

Gabiluzbad
So ignore the anchorman until he acts and THEN fall on him like a ton of bricks

Quinneapolis
so plague doctor would mainly be there to just spam Noxious Blast on the boss over and over

Gabiluzbad
Yeah

Quinneapolis
Crusader over Leper because he has innate unholy

Quinneapolis
unholy damage buff*

Quinneapolis
then I guess keep the highwayman and vestal

Gabiluzbad
I’ve had good luck with the abomin

Gabiluzbad
Ation

Quinneapolis
I've had pretty bad luck with the abomination, in general, but I may have just been using it in the wrong dungeons

Quinneapolis
like I had one, got him to level 6, he died, got a lucky event to revive him, then he died again almost instantly

Quinneapolis
so now my only abom in level 1

Gabiluzbad
Maybe not then

Quinneapolis
really my number one issue is that, since my main Vestal died and I had to flee, I lost all my healing relics

Gabiluzbad
That is a problem

Gabiluzbad
Healing relics are kinda extremely important

Quinneapolis
so, tasks for now

Quinneapolis
level my plague doctor up a LOT

Quinneapolis
upgrade the trinket merchant a lot

Quinneapolis
find new healing trinkets

Quinneapolis
regroup

Quinneapolis
maybe fight a different boss in the meantime

Quinneapolis
know what's a counter hard enoguh to be a joke though

Quinneapolis
bringing a Houndmaster to fight The Flesh

Quinneapolis
I have

Quinneapolis
CLEARED the Warrens

Gabiluzbad
One of the dlc classes has an attack that hits all enemies for blight damage

Gabiluzbad
If you bring that AND the hound master?

Quinneapolis
fucking what flesh

Quinneapolis
my thought regarding the notion that the AI will sometimes pick a character and go out of their way to ruin their day is:

Quinneapolis
- I'm not convinced it's true and not just confirmation bias

Quinneapolis
- It is, however, to your benefit to behave as if it is

Quinneapolis
FUCK

Quinneapolis
bounty hunter dead

Quinneapolis
Gibbering Prophet kill failed