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[ff7r] container from chapter 13
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last time on FF7: bad things happened to good people
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imagine: Chadley interviewing Shinra execs like
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Barret is a glad dad
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GOD
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the Badasses showing up again... as a random encounter with no cutscene
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"Friends of yours?" "Nope."
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and off the old rails into New Content again
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I killed the Failed Experiment with a rider kick to the heart
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fun fact if you check the stats of the Unknown Entities during battle it spoiles the twist
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"They returned to the planet." "They were supposed to return to us."
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I like how Cloud spends the whole game hemming and hawing about whether or not he's on board with the squad
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until the plate falls
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then he's locked in
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that line killed me
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Tifa 
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Fat Chocobo vanquished
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I guess this is the final set of side quests
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oh geez, NINE this time
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Ah yeah definitely all worth doing and also the Colosseum so you can finish up the limit breaks and get some good materia and all that
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All Ghosts Are Bastards
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Quests clear: 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22
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Three to go
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OKAY
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time to faff about in the coliseum a bit
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then get on with it
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the Badasses showing up again with no cutscene and also a dude WAY bigger than them
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is the ACTUAL real punchline of the Beck's Vadasses bit
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failed the last battle
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of the coliseum
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gonna try it again, I didn't have Raise
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this is just a gauntlet of all of the game's most obnoxious enemies in a row
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I've been fighting Chromogger for like four hours and Tifa's limit bar is still at three pixels
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I don't UNDERSTAND
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Are you maining Tifa?
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well I hated every second of that gauntlet but it's done now
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every fight was somehow more unfair and infuriating than the last
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Barret cutscenes can be funny with the melee weapons
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menacingly pointing a wrecking ball at someone
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lmao i had that happen too
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I'm 200 hours into the Abzu Stoat Chase and I hate the concept of video games
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there's no reason for any of this
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Cloud keeps slowing down for no reason to let him go away
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it has no plot relevance
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it establishes nothing about the characters
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it isn't fun
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there
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god almighty why was this in the game
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honestly there's a handful of spots where the game shows its 'we padded midgar' a little too clearly
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this is one of the worst offenders
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And then we're just
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fighting Abzu, again
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does anyone else have a 3% rate of selecting the right party member with L2/R2/dpad left/right
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yes
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how I'd change it:
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- active party member is middle of list, not bottom
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- one status bar is below and a little to the left
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- one is above and a little to the right
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I have one side quest left, but to do it I need to go back into the sewers I just left and fight a miniboss version of one of the already obnoxious enemies flooding the place
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so like
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I'm good
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i genuinely just end up cycling through because i never once figured out which way is which
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in defense of the game, i am not a smart person
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next time:
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Shinra Tower
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completing the quests gives you a good materia tho
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ok
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I'll manage