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Does anybody want Sam, by the by?
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He does have a starter. Which...I've realized that he's going to have a MOMENT with some people because, at best, he's only a week or so out of a mental health hospital thanks to hallucinations of Lucifer.
DredgenMoonMoon
I would love to see Saint and him interact
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I shall send him that way in a few.
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How tall is Saint?
DredgenMoonMoon
big boy, probably over 6 feet, probably closer to 6'4"
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So around or a touch under Sam's height.
DredgenMoonMoon
probably close. He's pretty tall for a Titan, but not like, basketball player tall.
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Well, I think Sam is officially 6'5" or 6'6".
DredgenMoonMoon
fair, Saint just has no official height so im just kinda guessing
DredgenMoonMoon
he is just Tall
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Tall is good.
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Sam makes a sound of consideration at the back of his throat. "No, I suppose that makes sense. Whatever's really going on, I suppose competence is sort of a thing that they'd really want."

He hasn't met Mac yet. That's likely to throw this hypothesis out the window.
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Sam and Dojima speculating on why they're here.
Tad Cooper
I will take Sam, if you like.
It's Nick
Mac is such an outlier and I find that hilarious, hah!
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Mac is the one that everybody is going to be like, "No, wait. This can't be true because WHY?"
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Sure. Robbie can have the guy who was literally Lucifer for...a few days.
DredgenMoonMoon
"average team member is incompetent" factoid is statistical error. Fuckups Mac, who makes over 10,000 fuckups a day, is an outlier adn should not be counted
Dᴀᴍɴᴇᴅ Sᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪs
Lol well clearly we gotta thread, then
Dᴀᴍɴᴇᴅ Sᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪs
Mac’s there because...every team needs a human shield?
Dᴀᴍɴᴇᴅ Sᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪs
People can assume he’s faking being that dumb to avoid drawing corporate attention, but nope
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Oh no. Some of them have enough experience with people to tell when you're dumb or just faking it well.
Dᴀᴍɴᴇᴅ Sᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪs
“This idiocy is 100% pure.”
It's Nick
It's distilled idiocy
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Yeah. Faiza is definitely going to notice it because she's been on the emergency rotation far too long.
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And Remy is just going to be like, "Nobody plays dumb bitch that well."
DredgenMoonMoon
"Double-track drifting stupidity!"
Dᴀᴍɴᴇᴅ Sᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪs
I'm crash straight into your starter with a shot of that sweet sweet stupid
Tad Cooper
Nothing bad can happen
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Sam will get a headache. He'll be fine.
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He didn't keep the visions. So it's just Mac induced headaches.
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Instead, he gets to be a wifi hotspot.
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kaylin I'm assuming she's bigger than Sam now?
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Right. Time to send Sam to talk to Bunny.
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<prepares to break out the nickname again>
kaylin
Stacia's definitely bigger than Sam, she's in the 8-9 foot range
kaylin
smol to tol
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Yep. Conservation of mass took a beating there.
kaylin
Gaian magic cares not for human conception of reality
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...Let's be fair, Sam's pretty used to that, too.
kaylin
lol
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