he saw cloud in all his 5'7" 150 lbs of glory and was like, if this night ends and that twink isn't railing me so hard he has to use my mullet as a set of reins, then i am not fulfilling my duty as a SOLDIER
like fairly obvious guess is that they're the black robed guys! or what the experiments eventually become. but they don't seem especially focused in what they're trying to accomplish so
shinra mgr: do you still support avalanche??!!! barret, 8 ft tall with a machine gun grafted into his arm, carrying poorly concealed C4: yeah shinra mgr: well you're stupid and clearly not involved
And um? Is it okay to talk about how cool Cloud's interaction with Biggs is regarding the buster sword? Because Cloud talks about how he and that sword have been through a lot, and then his brain goes NOPE THAT IS A LIE and glitches out on him, and I just thought that was really cool.
Like, if I was a bitty gamer playing that for the first time I'd go "OH NOES, CLOUD WENT THROUGH SOME SERIOUS SHIT WITH THAT SWORD AND WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT!" And well... That line of thinking isn't COMPLETELY wrong, but it's not the whole picture.
I'm a little pokey with my playthrough; I wanted to do ALL the missions and get Tifa's fighting style down pat, but I can't wait to progress the plot now.
And and the grease monkey motorbike repair guys are talking about Biggs and Wedge so there has to be motorcycles involved with what's next like in the trailer and
roche: losing his absolute motherfucking SHIT the second he sees cloud's freckles
me:
wedge, covering cloud's ears: JESSIE
biggs: jesus christ you didn't even get him drunk yet
several nosey undercity citizens:
woke: therapists
[2 days later]
cloud: i would- look at me- i would kill god for you, wedge
barret, 8 ft tall with a machine gun grafted into his arm, carrying poorly concealed C4: yeah
shinra mgr: well you're stupid and clearly not involved
also me: i can't believe the law was changed to allow cloud to marry 6 people
woke: cloud doesn't care about that and actually just has a LOT of baggage regarding objectification
cloud: i got your flower baby go for it
tetsuya nomura: you are like a little baby, watch this
aerith, seeing cloud as a beautiful lady: also hot
aerith:
aerith, loudly: I AM BISEXUAL
tifa: sure thing coach
me: SCREAMS