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i think roche wants to fuck me
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ok i was wrong, he VERY MUCH wants ME to fuck HIM
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he saw cloud in all his 5'7" 150 lbs of glory and was like, if this night ends and that twink isn't railing me so hard he has to use my mullet as a set of reins, then i am not fulfilling my duty as a SOLDIER
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HAHAHAHAHA
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i want to destroy him so bad
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i want to dislike him, but like....... how can i blame him????
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inadequate tits : OK HE'S REALLY ANNOYING, BUT..........I EXPECT THAT FROM A FELLOW CLOUD STAN.
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it's like looking in an ugly mirror
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jhsgdfjkdgfd
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you hate him but also you understand why he's down for pound town
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"you're annoying but like, yeah. me too"
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i mean i'd dick cloud too
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i get one just for him
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a special dick for a special boy
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me: god roche is annoying
roche: losing his absolute motherfucking SHIT the second he sees cloud's freckles
me:
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can i also note that i am extremely down for this "manhandle cloud" agenda
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the second biggs and wedge stopped being scared of cloud they practically made him their pursedog
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I'm down for it
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ffvii aka "this kid is everyone's bitch and he knows it, which is why he's so grumpy"
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clouds like their pissed off chihuahua that they dogsit and when they unzip the bag to let him get fresh air he barks ferociously at the cashier
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yes honestly
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enjoy watching everyone's fear of cloud plummet
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biggs: hey correct me if I'm wrong but i think this underfed dandelion is starved for affection
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wedge, already trying to collect him as one of his cats: right, right
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wedge, meticulously hand-crafting a babybjorn to cloud's exact measurements: you might be on to something
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meanwhile jessie wants to destroy him in bed apparently
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jessie: how do you feel about pegging
wedge, covering cloud's ears: JESSIE
biggs: jesus christ you didn't even get him drunk yet
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also you can keep upgrading the buster sword i can keep using it and crying
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I KNOW I LOVE IT
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ALSO JESSIE JUST "IN FRONT OF MY SALAD????" TO BIGGS AND WEDGE
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I SHIP BIGGS AND WEDGE SO HARD Y'ALL
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i love them all
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they're definitely expanding on them a lot to make us hurt later
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this is sort of like playing crisis core
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"love this man, look at us developing this sweet puppy boy, you'll be crying later"
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YEAH HONESTLY
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I'm gonna be a wreck
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like, this is a very different game from the original but so far its overall really really fun
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only complaint is them slapping the player in the face with sephiroth 20 times
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calm down squeenix, i get it, he's in the game
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god hard same, im so tired of sephiroth
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did we ever even see him in the original until the fuckin flashback/trail of blood? i don't remember him in early game
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the intrigue was such a big appeal
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no we definitely didn't
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we didn't even know sephiroth was that big a deal until kalm
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they blew their load way too early with him
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uuuuuuugh
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yeah thats my major gripe rn.
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tht and the fuckin dementors, like. ??????
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I'm gonna focus on the fact that cloud is REAL FUCKED UP and ignore the sephiroth shit
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YEAH I DON'T
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KNOW..... WHY THOSE ARE AROUND
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they continue to be a big old ????????
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i personally am also really tired of the SUPER HARD PUSH for romance
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i was sad you couldn't choose to give the flower to marlene
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YEAH NGL I WAS PISSED
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I WAS SPECIFICALLY SAVING IT TO GIVE IT TO HER
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RIGHT!! tho i did enjoy the bitching he got for scaring her with his murder eyes
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love me, marlene, i am big soft
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I WAS SAD
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I WASNT TRYING TO SCARE HER
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one day
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one day she will love me
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if i can't go on this date with barret because he's not an option, i will fucking R I O T
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cloud: really sorry about your ass
several nosey undercity citizens:
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jkzshfksdg
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what in the fuck are these dementors
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11 gameplay hours in, i am still no closer to knowing
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like fairly obvious guess is that they're the black robed guys! or what the experiments eventually become. but they don't seem especially focused in what they're trying to accomplish so
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???? is right
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they're not connected to the sephiroth flashbacks either
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dream sweet dreams?????? ok maybe they are just very concerned for my sleep schedule
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nomura just really likes black robes
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broke: random enemy to increase tension
woke: therapists
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dsgfgsfdh
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unrelated but i had another woke thought
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"listen cloud we've noticed you're not doing so good, we think you need to take a break"
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barret has JUSSSST a smidge of ancient blood, and he actually CAN hear the Planet crying out in pain
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hahaha oh shit that would be neat
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forever headcanon but I'm keeping it
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ANOTHER THOUGHT: the dementors are jenova's????
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and that's why they REALLY wanna kill aerith
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.....well......
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(unsure) you'll see later
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AUGH
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ok no sleep only play
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i have 1 hour left.... maybe 2 if i push it
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cloud: i hate every person in this bar
[2 days later]
cloud: i would- look at me- i would kill god for you, wedge
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it gives me such joy how quickly getting praise and positive reactions gets cloud to immediately throw down for these people
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this starving wretch of a person, just give him love and he'll tear someone's throat out for them
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IT GIVES ME JOY AND ALSO HURTS MY BODY INTENSELY
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P R E T T Y M U C H
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he's so aggressively protective of tifa already
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he's just so starved for love.......my poor baby
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stop................ he's so standoffish but you give him one scrap of affection and he'll love you forever...
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akai I'm gonna
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like an abused pupper, he just wants to be a good boy
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shinra mgr: do you still support avalanche??!!!
barret, 8 ft tall with a machine gun grafted into his arm, carrying poorly concealed C4: yeah
shinra mgr: well you're stupid and clearly not involved
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WORST FUCKING TERRORISTS
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SCREAMING IT OUT AT THE TRAIN STATION.
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And then Barret who starts it is all "quiet there's people listening!"
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Never change, Barret. Ever. You are perfect just the way you are.
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And um? Is it okay to talk about how cool Cloud's interaction with Biggs is regarding the buster sword? Because Cloud talks about how he and that sword have been through a lot, and then his brain goes NOPE THAT IS A LIE and glitches out on him, and I just thought that was really cool.
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UGH IT WAS
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and how defensive he was to anything being done to it
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HIS BRAIN GLITCHED WHEN HE SAW THE SCRATCHES TOO
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THAT'S SUCH A WHOLE THING
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Like, if I was a bitty gamer playing that for the first time I'd go "OH NOES, CLOUD WENT THROUGH SOME SERIOUS SHIT WITH THAT SWORD AND WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT!" And well... That line of thinking isn't COMPLETELY wrong, but it's not the whole picture.
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I'm a little pokey with my playthrough; I wanted to do ALL the missions and get Tifa's fighting style down pat, but I can't wait to progress the plot now.
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And and the grease monkey motorbike repair guys are talking about Biggs and Wedge so there has to be motorcycles involved with what's next like in the trailer and
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I'm Having Fun Playing My Videogame.
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IT'S REALLY FUN!!!!!
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and I'm enjoying the banter and interactions way more than i thought i would and ALSO i
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fucking
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LOVE
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BARRET
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he's so perfectly LOUD
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HE'S SHOCKINGLY CUTE
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REALLY REALLY CUTE
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cute dad barret
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sephiroth go away
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stop fucking up my interesting scenes
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LMAO WHAT THE FUCK......OK NOT JENOVA'S THINGS THEN
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I've known aerith for 2 minutes and she's already perfect
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a little odd, a little spicy, playful, pushy, kind of a weirdo
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thus far this is GREAT characterization
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i love her
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THE HIGH FIVE MISHAPS
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I'M GONNA THROW UP
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ITS SO CUTE
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also confirmed finally that cloud is a southern boy who says "yes ma'am" to ladies
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also I'm VERY sick of sephiroth so when the time comes i will relish in killing the shit out of him
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i caught him say something very hickish last night i don't remember what but i was like HAH YOU COUNTRY CHILD
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MMMMMMM OK OK OK MM OK SHE SAID HIS NAME AND CLOUD ALMOST HAD A BREAKDOWN
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WHAT'S UP I'M HERE TO HURT
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this just in: cloud falls in love fast, hard, and often
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IS IT SO WRONG THAT I WANT HIM TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH EVERYBODY???? LEAVE ME BE
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me: I'm so tired of romance in games
also me: i can't believe the law was changed to allow cloud to marry 6 people
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marry all the babes, cloud
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(yes barret counts as babe)
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yea barret counts, and zack
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for gods sake i lowkey shipped cloud and sigmund back in luceti
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im here for it all
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broke: cloud doesn't like dressing up like a girl
woke: cloud doesn't care about that and actually just has a LOT of baggage regarding objectification
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WE IN 2020 NOW, WE REVISE OUR HEADCANONS
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this is really small potatoes but
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I'm so happy there's a background character girl who is fat but wearing the same tiny top and tiny shirts as other girl models
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and there's no shitty side dialogue to accompany it, no drawing attention to it, no fucking food jokes
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she's just.....there
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talkin to another bg char
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I'm really happy
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I just finished playing through this section jfc the cackling in this house
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aerith: cloud......requesting permission to kill
cloud: i got your flower baby go for it
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lmaO FUCK OFF JOHNNY. I BOTH LOVE AND HATE THIS DUMB ASSHOLE
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johnny is so fucking stupid
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I love all these characters that make me wanna punch them and hug them at the same time.
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DID CLOUD SAY "SCUSE ME" BECAUSE HE THOUGHT AERITH WAS HOT
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I'M GONNA DIE
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THIS LITTLE BOY
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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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RHYTHYM GSBSTVGAMTE
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ALIVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS
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THANK YOU GOD FOR KEEPING ME ALIVE LONG ENOUGH FOR THIS REMAKE
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HERE I WAS TERRIFIED THEY WOULDN'T LET IT BE SILLY
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me: i hope they keep a little of the silliness
tetsuya nomura: you are like a little baby, watch this
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nomura: good day. have you considered the virtues of a cat house.
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Okay that one's more CUTE then silly, but there's still some levity and it's just so gosh darned fun.
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I'M DOING POORLY IN MY DANCE AND AERITH FINDS ME UNATTRACTIVE. UNACCEPTABLE
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I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
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aerith, seeing cloud as a beautiful man: hot
aerith, seeing cloud as a beautiful lady: also hot
aerith:
aerith, loudly: I AM BISEXUAL
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UNACCEPTABLE
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oh aerith is the MOST bisexual
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she's very in lesbians with tifa too it's real cute
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POWERFULLY bisexual
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REALLY OMG
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I'M SO EXCITED
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OH YEAH they have some extremely cute lesbian moments oh my goodness
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OH MY GOD YES
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THIS IS THE EQUALITY WE DESERVE
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i wish to god to hear the words "aerith help me fix my tits" come out of cloud's mouth though i know it won't happen
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CLOUD YOUR WAIST IS SO TEENSEY
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IT'S ITTY BITTY, SWEETHEART
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THEY PUT HIM IN A CORSET TO EMPHASIS HIS DELICATE FRAME
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IT'S AMAZING
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i think I'm middling on this so I'm sure i won't be picked but i have a save file right before all of this nonsense
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i gotta be the prettiest
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if you got the black dress, you did it
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it's blue and black so I'm not sure
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yeah with the corset?
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ur good
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NICE
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i just looked up the others, and this is def the prettiest but i kinda like the hair down with the white dress
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yeah same
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god I'm so glad the standard dress isn't the 'best' dress, it's so ugly
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OK BUT
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YOU DID THE HAND MASSAGE RIGHT
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WHY WOULD YOU PUT CLOUD STRIFE IN THAT GOTHIC POTATO SACK WHEN YOU COULD PUT A CORSET ON HIM
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YEAH THE STANDARD ONE THO
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oh my ogooooooooooooooooood hahahahahaa
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I WATCHED THE OTHER TWO. IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE
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WE WENT FOR THE LUXURY VERSION AND WERE DYING
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DEAR GOD
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we didn't know what they were like in advance so we just went all out bc we had the gil for it
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that boy. tha tpoor boy. jizzed in his pants
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i did the standard and then watched the other two
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HONESTLY THE STANDARD IS THE LEAST UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE IT'S BETWEEN A HANDJOB AND TORTURE PORN
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IT'S THE MOST LIKE A REGULAR MASSAGE FYGSHBI
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HONESTLY.
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MMMMMMMM REALLY ENJOYING THAT DRAG IS JUST COMFORTABLY ACCEPTED IN WALL MARKET
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VERY GLAD ABOUT THIS, WAS WORRIED, NOW NOT WORRIED
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cute note: one of the possible random things you can overhear after refers to cloud as "they"
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I
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LOVE
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THAT
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I STAN A GENDERFLUID KING
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CLOUD'S JOG CYCLE WHEN HE'S IN THE DRESS...... HE'S SO PRETTY I'M GONNA 💀
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LMNTADJCHDVH
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leslie: congrats on getting hot, in you go
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leslie's having a Moment when he sees cloud tbh
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AND I MEAN. fAIR.
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LITERALLY EVERYONE DOES
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OH MY GOD GEE CGYHODOCUCUDIC
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PHNFJDIFJCOGUGIDLGUCIDKC
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Nailed it, I know thank you moving on
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I'M SO HAPPY
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THAT DELIVERY WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS
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HE KNOWS HE LOOKS FANTASTIC BUT TIFA HE HAS A JOB TO DO YOU CAN STARE AT HIM LATER
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LMVCFDADVIJLO G O D!!!!!
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THIS WHOLE SECTION IS JUST. A GIFT
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I AM ALSO BISEXUAL
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well im ace
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BIROMANTIC
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UM GONNA SCREAM.........CORNEO IS DISGUSTING AND I HATE HIM
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HE'S PERFECT
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cloud: keep those gloves up
tifa: sure thing coach
me: SCREAMS
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oh i love that one too they're so cute
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YOU'RE FURTHER THAN ME NOW i peeked into ur plurk
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AERITH AND TIFA SHOULD BE GIRLFRIENDS
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in a perfect world they would all date each other
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YA I JUST KINDA PLAYED ALL DAY
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god big party date night go
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I'M SO GLAD MY GIRLFRIENDS ARE GIRLFRIENDS
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they are so incredibly girlfriend
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yes cloud is just their dumb muscle boytoy. im so here for it
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i appreciate that both they and everyone around them acknowledges it
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