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Spider

@PaleAntiquarian

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 5:38 PM

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Spider

@PaleAntiquarian

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 5:39 PM

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HEY LADY

@somarysueme

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 5:41 PM

NO BABIES NO COFFEE JUST SAY WHAT YOU MEAN

Spider

@PaleAntiquarian

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 5:42 PM

THESE THINGS KILL THE SPIDER

Spider

@PaleAntiquarian

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 5:44 PM

looking at my very smol fanfic reading history in the past year, I'd say my ideal fic is either "written from the perspective of an inhuman being that does not think like humans and is not inherently fascinated by them" or

Spider

@PaleAntiquarian

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 5:44 PM

"romance between two ridiculous old men with the kind of stuffy victorian vibes where somebody is just seconds away from breaking out their third-best tea service to show how little they respect the other"