Mouth Powers
Every "how to survive quarantine guide": open your windows! Get some fresh air!
Mouth Powers
Me after opening my windows: YOU - achOO - forgot - sniff, foghorn - that it's TREE FUCKING SEASON
Mouth Powers
there is a cherry blossom orgy out there, brenda
Becky
skipthedemon
ahahahaha
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fukkin allergies
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I've never worked so hard at not coughing in public
Jay
oh dear
Jay
STOP FUCKING TREES, IT'S GAUCHE
Hooded Figure
oh no
Mouth Powers
anyway I've learned my lesson but it was very amusing
فك يو
i'm so mad because if i want to go get exercise, i can only go to places where my allergies are the worst
فك يو
the gym? any of the downtowns? obviously no
فك يو
the woods? theoretically yes, but only if i feel like daily migraines
فك يو
tl;dr, allergy solidarity
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I walk to and from my car half holding my breath because of the literal visible layer of tree jiz on it
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I can't keep from inhaling it but if I cough or sniffle too loud people give me looks
Ptriciadactyl
I might need to buy more allergy meds.