Oh, right. Those swarms. I want... to get Dirk a Galarian Farfetch'd.
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Oh, right. Those swarms. I want... to get Dirk a Galarian Farfetch'd.
Oh, right. Those swarms. I want... to get Dirk a Galarian Farfetch'd.
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How do I justify this......
HEY WOLFY
he offends someone and the farfetch'd challenges him to a duel to save that person's honor
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FAMLSDFSA oh my god.... Dirk like WHERE EVEN DID YOU COME FROM also what even the fuck are you
duck bastard
PLEASE,
sailor bii
PLEASE
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ksdjnfasd but he's SO offensive in so many ways, how do I decide
HEY WOLFY
HE HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT
Mrs Sheepie
that's how tyler got his, lmao. he didnt even notice it trying to challenge and posture at him, his natu just WRECKED it
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LMAO.....
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I was joking about Dirk sending out Salome and COS to train and them just coming back with one in tow so he just has to assume two of his Pokemon seduced a random duck
sailor bii
omg
sailor bii
maybe this can be how he gets his female far-fetched
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
unfortunately she is a lesbian
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.... LAUGHS OH SHIT
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YES
Usagi
Y ES
Mrs Sheepie
Fun fact, Tyler's is ALSO female
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I used to have a George Takei emote but I don't any more so just imagine that's how I responded,
Mrs Sheepie
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I'll have to come up with an appropriate name for her..... 
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.... so I updated Dirk's roster and his Vullaby JUST became a Mandibuzz so it's a little like she just evolved and went out and found a sexy duck lady
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Alternatively, he used her to subdue this REALLY ANGRY duck and now there's SOME kind of thing there probably