

DamageReport
3/11/20


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How Coronavirus Hijacks Your Cells

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World Health Organization declares the coronavirus o...

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^sounds like they only decided to declare a pandemic because Certain Leaders weren't taking enough action

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TSA administrator says not providing health care for...

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part-time workers was a 'good decision'

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ummmmmmmmmmm no

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New York officials traced more than 50 coronavirus c...

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cases back to one attorney

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New chlamydia species discovered deep under the Arct...

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4 deaths, 30 hospitalizations linked to listeria out...

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outbreak in recalled enoki mushrooms

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Saudi Arabia doubles down on threat to flood the oil...

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oil market

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US and Canadian jets intercept Russian reconnaissanc...

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reconnaissance aircraft off Alaska

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Second patient cured of HIV, say doctors

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oh my god he went to a dang bar mitzvah are you for REAL


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Senate GOP Blocks Emergency Paid Sick Leave Bill Fro...

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Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson diagnosed with coronavirus...

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Dow Drops 2,100 Points: Stocks In Meltdown After Temporary Trading Halt -
Dow Drops 2,100 Points: Stocks In Meltdown After Tem...

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Coronavirus: Republic of Ireland to close schools and colleges
Schools and colleges to close in Republic of Ireland

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‘He’s gonna get us all killed’: sense of unease afte...

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After presidential address

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.... not going to call that a lie

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Megan Rapinoe tears into US Soccer with a powerful m...

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Message

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Rudy Gobert touched every microphone at Jazz media a...

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French mayor defends Smurf rally after outcry over c...

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Vulnerable prisoners

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Legal slavery is as American as apple pie

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Trump has

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Trump "no plans" for coronavirus test

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Apparently he came in contact with someone who later tested positive

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Quarantine the fucker and let rational people govern

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I hope the fucker gets sick, but he's also a hazard because he won't stop touching people

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(Also someone should stealth-test Trump for the virus using the tactic his staff used to hide vegetables in his mashed potatoes because you know he won't take the test willingly.)

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he has at this point come in contact with several people who've tested positive

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"what no this isn't a coronavirus test this is a... boronabirus... best."

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steamed hams

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Yeah I'm sure he absolutely has the virus but will never admit it... and proceed to literally infect anyone and everyone he meets

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Let's hope he gives McConnell a big ol' smooch

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and pence

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I laughed at steamed hams