DamageReport
3/11/20
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How Coronavirus Hijacks Your Cells
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World Health Organization declares the coronavirus o...
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^sounds like they only decided to declare a pandemic because Certain Leaders weren't taking enough action
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TSA administrator says not providing health care for...
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part-time workers was a 'good decision'
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ummmmmmmmmmm no
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New York officials traced more than 50 coronavirus c...
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cases back to one attorney
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New chlamydia species discovered deep under the Arct...
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4 deaths, 30 hospitalizations linked to listeria out...
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outbreak in recalled enoki mushrooms
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Saudi Arabia doubles down on threat to flood the oil...
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oil market
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US and Canadian jets intercept Russian reconnaissanc...
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reconnaissance aircraft off Alaska
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Second patient cured of HIV, say doctors
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oh my god he went to a dang bar mitzvah are you for REAL
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Senate GOP Blocks Emergency Paid Sick Leave Bill Fro...
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Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson diagnosed with coronavirus...
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Dow Drops 2,100 Points: Stocks In Meltdown After Temporary Trading Halt -
Dow Drops 2,100 Points: Stocks In Meltdown After Tem...
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Coronavirus: Republic of Ireland to close schools and colleges
Schools and colleges to close in Republic of Ireland
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‘He’s gonna get us all killed’: sense of unease afte...
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After presidential address
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.... not going to call that a lie
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Megan Rapinoe tears into US Soccer with a powerful m...
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Message
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Rudy Gobert touched every microphone at Jazz media a...
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French mayor defends Smurf rally after outcry over c...
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Vulnerable prisoners
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Legal slavery is as American as apple pie
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Trump has
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Trump "no plans" for coronavirus test
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Apparently he came in contact with someone who later tested positive
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Quarantine the fucker and let rational people govern
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I hope the fucker gets sick, but he's also a hazard because he won't stop touching people
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(Also someone should stealth-test Trump for the virus using the tactic his staff used to hide vegetables in his mashed potatoes because you know he won't take the test willingly.)
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he has at this point come in contact with several people who've tested positive
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"what no this isn't a coronavirus test this is a... boronabirus... best."
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steamed hams
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Yeah I'm sure he absolutely has the virus but will never admit it... and proceed to literally infect anyone and everyone he meets
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Let's hope he gives McConnell a big ol' smooch
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and pence
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I laughed at steamed hams