it's sad cuz the more likely that Ollie is to fuck the less interesting fucking him is cuz he can't turn into a mass of tentacles anymore now that he can actually feel romantic attraction
elle: no listen, you don't understand. i have good third party evidence that suggests we have a slutty elf who fucks like a tiger and we would be FOOLS to not use him
or he just does it on his own cuz legit he's good at it... it's actually charm magic he puts them to sleep around a corner and reads for like 20 minutes before coming back
Oleander has lost most of his magic and in fact, is starting to age and lose memories of his travels before this realm. He's okay with that.this is why he can smash puss so good, he knows how the vagoo works better than anyone