LiberBEARian
Okay I feel worlds better but my aunt is fuckin' ridiculous
LiberBEARian
We're trying to set up a time to do some car and house key exchanges for my mom's apartment and I mentioned I had been sick the last five days
spooky queer
i'm glad you feel better but also uh oh
LiberBEARian
My aunt, who is very very smart and educated, fucking goes "Is it the Coronavirus?!"
LiberBEARian
and I go "Uh, no. It's not."
LiberBEARian
"Well, how do you know?"
LiberBEARian
"Because I'm not coughing?? And I don't have a fever"
LiberBEARian
"They don't know all the symptoms Allison."
LiberBEARian
(me, internally going omggggg)
LiberBEARian
My MOM had to go "Sally. SALLY. Sally, it's NOT the virus or whatever, she was dehydrated because she forgot to drink water for two days!"
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And she still. kept. talking. over us. about all these horrible facts she had read about it.
LiberBEARian
and it was impossible to shut her up. :|
LiberBEARian
Mom finally went OKAYGOODBYE and clicked the phone off
LiberBEARian
I also love that there was no "Oh are you okay?" or "I hope you feel better"
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Just immediate jump to scare bullshit
spooky queer
lmfao that's like my mom right now
LiberBEARian
oh no
LiberBEARian
hahahah oh god does she have spies on me. just got a text on mom's phone asking how I was feeling
spooky queer
LOL
spooky queer
tell her you're feeling like coronavirus
LiberBEARian
can do!
spooky queer
lololol
spooky queer
all your relatives better leave you the heck alone cause you're infected
spooky queer
and dying, pls send dollars
spooky queer
wedding registry + coronavirus fund
LiberBEARian
yessss
spooky queer
chris 🧸
tell her you're feeling infectious
chris 🧸
and she should stay away