Platinum
Bendis: A longtime Superman villain will turn into a good guy because he's so moved by the reveal that Superman is Clark Kent!
Bendis: And it'll be the child-murdering pedophile.
MerryMariLwyd
MerryMariLwyd
of course
Platinum
Toyman just has a moment of "Oh, gee, he wasn't condescending every time he gave me a speech about how I could use my talents to bring joy to children."
Platinum
"I'm gonna turn myself in."
Throck
Throck
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
I Have Several Questions
Platinum
I only recognize two: Vic Sage and Renee Montoya.
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
... you slick motherfucker
Platinum
but, yeah, what're the qs. 'cause i'll probably have as
mischief maker
Bendis is coming...
Platinum
someone needs to stop massaging his prostate so he'll quit
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
i feel like I've seen this before, but in reverse, and just as sloppy
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
where the hell was it
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
WHERE DID I SEE A COSTUMED SUPERHERO WITH A LARGE ROGUES GALLERY PUBLICALLY COME OUT TO THE WORLD
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
(it's civil war)
Platinum
wanna know the kicker?
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
man that's a loaded question and you know it
Platinum
five years ago, superman's identity was revealed to the world by lois lane
Platinum
this plot was literally done five years ago
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
wasn't that nu52?
Platinum
yup
Platinum
Which is still canon, they merged the Pre-Flashpoint Superman with the Nu52 Superman.
Platinum
Even if it wasn't, doesn't change that we literally already saw this plot.
Platinum
Except last time a fifth dimensional imp fixed it for him
Platinum
this time it's ~permanent~
Roll Fizzlebeef
If Bendis really wanted a heroic Toyman, Hiro Okamura exists. Not that I really want to see what Bendis would do with him.
Platinum
That wouldn't be an inspiring redemption, tho
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
neither is this
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