Fallout 4 Companions in a food eating contest:

Deacon: Hides the food somewhere when nobody is looking, doesn’t get caught. Gets in third place somehow.

Nick Valentine: Emotional support, not actually participating and just watching from the sidelines. Brought a few buckets.

Curie: Also isn’t participating and advises against such strenuous amounts of food at once. Is judging you with Nick.

Piper: Tries to disarm her opponents by shit talking them as she eats, almost chokes.

Danse: Decent chance of winning but not without complaint. Slows down at the mid point and gets sluggish but is too stubborn to stop.

Cait: Demands beer with her food instead of water. Has to be removed after throwing food at an audience member.

Hancock: Actually legit tries but doesn’t get too far. Gives up at the quarter mark and goes to take a food coma nap.

Strong: Demolishes the food, first fucking place. A combination of will and stubborn nature. Eat your heart out Danse.

Old Longfellow: Fell asleep face first in his dish.

MacCready: Also actually tries but has to stop because he gets sick. Would get 2nd place but is disqualified for becoming ill shortly before the competition ends.

X6: Doesn’t even know what an eating contest is, both enthralled and disgusted. Also watches from sidelines.

Dogmeat: Just your average doggo at the county fair

Gage: Tries to hide food too but gets caught, disqualified.